i am the best girlfriend ever
no really, i am. but really this post is less about my awesomeness and more about the need to kick my boyfriend's ass..in bed. so here we go:
my current boyfriend and i have a very open, feisty relationship. we can talk about anything and everything. before we started dating, we were great friends for years. about a month before we started dating but 2 months after we started fucking, he told me something i did not expect. he has some interesting fetishes. he likes it when women burp and fart. he especially likes being sat on and having a woman fart on his face while he eats out her asshole, he also is interested in getting peed on and drinking my pee...but that is not his main thing. he really likes farts.
so when he told me this i was a little shocked, but almost immediately decided that if that was what he wanted, then i was going to give it to him. and i would be the best at it. end of story.
he explained to me that he'd never told any girl he'd been with about his fart fetish, and had only ever experienced getting pissed on by his ex a couple of times. and this is where i cackled maniacally because i knew then that i could experiment however i wanted because he really had no measure for comparison. which is the best thing when you're trying something like this, i think.
anyway, my determination in this endeavor directly comes from the fact that he is an absolute GOD in bed. i mean, he gave me my FIRST orgasm, ever. he taught me how to please myself, and then he proved that he could do it better. he is fucking amazing. before him, i was always submissive in bed, but not in the way a woman should be i don't think. i accepted a lot of abuse and discomfort that rarely brought me any satisfaction. but now i am with a man who knows just when i need to feel pain with pleasure, and everything in between.
so now, i want to make him twitch and moan under me. i wanna put that wide eyed stare on his face, and make his head dizzy with satisfaction.
so far i have sat on his face while he eats out my asshole (<333OMG) and he blows small amounts of air into me that i push out onto his tongue and mouth. while i'm giving him a blowjob. this is all after he has given me 5 or 6 orgasms (<33 mmhmm) normally, he can have sex for forever and never cum, but when i do this, he cums like crazy within 2-5 minutes. also, i have given him head and handjobs while he watches him favorite fart clips and porn. this takes just a bit longer, but gets him off so good.
alright so this is getting to be just a rambling mess about my sex life (which is fantastic, thank you for asking!) but truly, he is so devoted to me and making me happy, i want to do the exact same for him. i am entirely convinced that he was submissive in his previous relationships. i have always been curious about being dominate, but it's so hard to figure out where to start. so i need suggestions about how to molest and manipulate my boyfriend until he is just a slack jawed mess covered in his own cum. and he can't walk, and has to be the one to give me the puppy dog eyes to go get him a drink.
and what better place to find suggestions than from random people on a fetish forum. thank you internet. there's no way i have the patience to find this shit out in a library.
don't talk about this ever
i'm starting to suspect that this forum is more of a cult following, what with needing video footage of me to confirm my identity and all....
and i'm creepy? well, maybe i am. and i don't exactly think like most girls, or talk like them. which is why i see how it would be necessary to prove that i'm not a dude.
but i make no promises when it comes to my intelligence or the fact that the way i present myself often distresses and disconcerts those around me.
also, i'm not cute. but here's my awkward video, y'all.
http://s907.photobucket.com/albums/a...ent=Video5.mp4
Long ass post (read at leisure)
I have to be honest as a member who didn’t voice my doubt before you revealed who you were, reading the original post and then reading the comments- I was rooting for the mob simply out of retribution against all the creepers who have driven girls away on youtube. But when I saw the proof my mouth dropped open. The roles were reversed and now I felt like a creeper for thinking you were a dude.
Most of the girls on this forum produce videos to sell and there are few women who come to this fetish completely originally and out of experience and love for their boyfriend. And most of those women don’t give a detailed post like that. So, 1) thanks for giving the doubters hope 2) thanks for reminding us that our doubts might drive girls away (shout out to pt tang here for being the lone voice of reason) and 3) please consider it a compliment- a girl like you leaves every guy on this forum (and probably your boyfriend himself) in utter disbelief and your criticisms were valid.
Ideas (please keep in mind that the generalities I make come from my own experience and since we are all like snow flakes I reserve the right to be completely wrong)-
I divide domination into two categories: Pain and humiliation. I think it’s really just one category because humiliation is simply a form of emotional pain. The goal of both categories is to display power and control over the person. I think it’s popular in many bedrooms because people enjoy having control taken away from them. Psychologists say the emotional or physical pressure- release dynamic mimics what happens in an orgasm. They think most fetishes mimic this…clearly you can see how the “pressure-release“ system relates to our fetish.
Fart domination is hot because you get two layers of this dynamic- the pressure involved with the domination and the pressure involved with the fart. Many fart fetish guys who are into fart domination are into the humiliation side of domination because….well…smelling a fart never actually hurt anyone physically.
The humiliation here can be divided into many categories and each category has a bunch of fantasies.
1) Guys who like to be humiliated because they like farts. This guy likes to be made fun of because of his fetish. This seems weird because “having a strange fetish” seems to be the focus of the fetish itself.
a. Fantasies-
i. Take your boyfriend to a big store like wal-mart. Wait until a lot of people are around, let loose a SBD and then look at him in disgust. You can say something out loud like “Oh my god did you fart” “Your disgusting, that smells!”. Then walk away and leave your boyfriend in the isle with a boner.
ii. This scene works even if you don’t say anything since he will likely smell it and doing it will likely get him hard or at least horny and he’s not in a place to do anything about it and it will frustrate the hell out of him.
iii. Tie him to the bed, talk about how much gas you’ve had all day, buy a pair of underwear or stockings he hasn’t seen yet and pull your pants down to show him. Mock him for getting turned on by farting. “I can’t believe you’re into this…it’s kind of gross.” “I can’t even stand my own smell.” If you can’t fart then pretend like you have to but you want to hear him beg first. You can even make him tell you his fart fantasy whilst also blowing him and stopping to laugh at how pathetic he is.
iv. The “tell me your fantasy” trick can work in a lot of situation. If he isn’t into pain (or maybe if he is), you can beat him with a whip and have a recording device out. Press the play button but don’t put a tape in it. Only show him the back of the recorder or place it so far away he can’t see there isn’t a tape. Keep the ruse going and blackmail him with the tape you don’t have. It’s a win win because if he’s into you controlling him then he’ll enjoy the fact you have leverage and if the fantasy goes to far for him and he freaks out you can admit you never put a tape in it and look like a genius.
v. If you’re feeling ballzy and are 100% sure he’d be ok with it (or maybe get his ok first)- tell one of you’re girlfriend that he’s into it. Bring her around and bring it up while all three of you are there. She’ll probably laugh and she might be curious and ask what he likes about it. Simply explaining the fetish in this scenario can be humiliating and should at least get him hard if he’s in this category.
2) Guys who like to be humiliated because they are being farted on. This is all about asserting your control and the situation you are placing him in. Phrases like “you’ll have to lay there and smell it”, “don’t pass out on me, your dick will get soft if you do and I might want an orgasm later” “you should see the look on your face when I blast you”. Also, talking about the farts here makes him humiliated because of what’s happening to him and NOT because he’s enjoying it. In fact, pointing out that he enjoys it might even lessen his enjoyment (it makes it seem as though you’re actually doing it for him and he’s simply topping from the bottom). This is about you, not him, and your amusement in making him smell your gas. Laugh AT his situation and not AT him or WITH him. “Against his will” establishes control over him.
a. Fantasies-
i. Fantasies in this category don’t necessarily mean he has to be tied up. You can establish control by yelling at him to come over and smell it. While driving, farting and locking the window and telling him that he’ll have to smell it until you get home.
ii. The inability to fart at any one time doesn’t have to be a problem. You can make him carry a pair of handcuffs but don’t tell him why. Then one day while watching tv, tell him to put them on because you have a surprise for him (he’ll think it’s a fart). Tie the handcuffs that are behind his back to a string and then attach the string to a door. Bring out a jar with the lid on it, tell him you farted in it (even if you didn’t) and he can smell it if he can get the lid open. Place the lid just out of reach of the string. He’s humiliated even if you don’t fart because he put the hand cuffs on stupidly. You used his hornyness against him and you can mock him for it.
iii. I had an ex-gf who (after sex…esp. if I didn’t cum) would tie me to the bed and put a blindfold on me. She could never fart on command so I’d stay like that and sometimes I would smell something know she was in the room before she started laughing. One time I was laying there and I hurd a puff and the next thing I heard was “that’s right bitch you know what just happened”.
iv. Have five jars out and tell him you burped in four of them and farted in one of and if he can guess which one it is then you’ll blow him.
Most humiliation fantasies or domination fantasies on the internet can have farting interjected into them. That being said it seems as though your boyfriend likes farts AND likes fart domination. If he’s anything like the guys who are wanking to the fantasies I described than simply talking about the fetish will turn him on so you can use that even if you don’t have to fart (as I suspect you already have). For some more ideas you can go to-
http://www.asstr.org/~Closet_Fetishist/stories.html
Or there is actual fart domination porn you can get ideas from-
http://www.xvideos.com/video724012/r...art_domination