What female celebrities would you LOVE to see fart?

[MackZack]

For me:

Kim Kardashian (The first on my list. AN ABSOLUTE MUST! Her ass is like the greatest ass in the world.)

Jessica Biel
Scarlett Johanssen
Catharine Zeta-Jones
Jennifer Aniston
Natalie Portman
Eva Mendes



Feel free to also discuss movies with actresses farting or actresses who have admitted to farting, etc.

(Oooh, remembered one more: Megan Fox of course. ;D)

[Antdawg]

Beyonce
Tyra Banks
J Lo
Halle Barry
Melyssa Ford
Rihanna
Kim Kardashian
Thats all that came off the top of my head.

[snartfart]

tyra and janet talk farts http://d2516780.linkbucks.com Eva mendez farts http://dc6207a5.linkbucks.com

[Stinker]

Jessica Simpson would put me into total bliss... I know she is lactose intolerant and gets really bad gas.. It would be wonderful.. She has such an amazing voice and is full of talent.. People say she is so stupid but she is actually very very intelligent.. Her ability to market things is out of this world.

[jladebohn]

Katy Perry
Hayden Pannetiere
among others

[Mudofale]

Originally posted by Stinker
Jessica Simpson would put me into total bliss... I know she is lactose intolerant and gets really bad gas.. It would be wonderful.. She has such an amazing voice and is full of talent.. People say she is so stupid but she is actually very very intelligent.. Her ability to market things is out of this world.


you mean marketing by using sex to sell? that my friend is not smarts that is just how the world works idk about the very very intelligent part your thinking that cause your inlove with her.

Beyonce
Queen Latifa


drawin a massive blank only two who come to mind x.x

[1313Jr.1313]

she doesn't do the marketing... she has people for that.

[Raven06]

The lead singer from Nightwish (New one)

[SionDS]

Common, post pics of them.

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/MR_INFAMOUS/--kim_kardashian1.jpg

http://www.hollywoodtoday.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/page.jpg

http://www.mygtv.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/sarah-palin-sexy-gun.jpg

http://www.xarj.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/monica-bellucci4.jpg

http://img.funtasticus.com/2008/june/aria_giovanni29052008/Aria%20Giovanni002.jpg

http://xs221.xs.to/xs221/07453/BiancaBeauchampOil1.jpg

[fartsniffs]

Jessica Simpson
Jessica Biel
Amanda Righetti
Olivia Wylde
Emma Watson
Alicia Keys

Just to name a few but these are definately my top picks. I can smell the broccoli now...Mmmmmm.

[raiden82]

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/5385/2694472400d05326de6b.jpghttp://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/stefanie-klo-35225.jpghttp://img389.imageshack.us/img389/9083/pink07.jpg

1. Katy Perry - because she is a very gassy Girl, as we know
2. Stefanie Kloß (German Singer - Silbermond)
3. P!nk

Of course there are some more, but thats enough for now...

[fartsniffs]

That German girl is a babe. Never seen her before. ::great

[Mofoz]

Megan Fox, she said she farts all the time ans was talking about how your farts smell different depending on what you eat.

[MackZack]

She really said that? Where?

Or you just bs-ing?

EDIT: Wow, she really did talk about it.

I dug up some info. Here's a link.

http://www.spreadit.org/megan-fox-gq-obsessionfarts-story/

Just type in "Megan Fox farting" on Google and you get a bunch of stuff.

[trousercrease]

I have to say, although all of the above are extremely sexy my all time fav girl to see fart would be cheryl cole or nicole scherzinger. Cheryl cole is just the ultimate babe!!! :P:P

[Mudofale]

Originally posted by Silmaril
She really said that? Where?

Or you just bs-ing?

EDIT: Wow, she really did talk about it.

I dug up some info. Here's a link.

http://www.spreadit.org/megan-fox-gq-obsessionfarts-story/

Just type in "Megan Fox farting" on Google and you get a bunch of stuff.

xD that one part was funny "My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.” haha I think i have a clue.

[DesLugath]

1.Eva Mendes
2.Megan Fox
3.Olivia Munn
4.Kristen Bell
5.Reika Hashimoto

In that order for five hours nonstop! ::confused

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7910/evamendes1aiy.jpg
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/6215/48044466.jpg
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/9238/71379233.jpg
http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/2313/97316538.jpg
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/3918/97505140.jpg

[MackZack]

Eva Mendes actually admitted to farting once in this story about her and Cameron Diaz on some trip to Nepal or somewhere like that. She said she had a heavy meal and combated Cameron's burps with farts.

On youtube I think you can even find a peek of it if you just search "eva mendes farting." It's a short fart though. :(

If only they had recorded the entire contest.

Because daaaaamn. Eva Mendes farting? Yum. ::funny

[brap13]

Sarah Palin for sure. I'm sure she does it often anyway, she eats moose chili and lives in Alaska, so she has to keep warm somehow.

[HOOF HEARTED]

Originally posted by Silmaril
Eva Mendes actually admitted to farting once in this story about her and Cameron Diaz on some trip to Nepal or somewhere like that. She said she had a heavy meal and combated Cameron's burps with farts.

On youtube I think you can even find a peek of it if you just search "eva mendes farting." It's a short fart though. :(

If only they had recorded the entire contest.

Because daaaaamn. Eva Mendes farting? Yum. ::funny
There should a download link to that clip in here somewhere. Too bad the entire thing wasn't recorded & shown.

[fartsniffs]

Eva Mendes is no joke. Anyone that has seen 'The Spirit' knows that her ass seriously pops. I don't know if I would enjoy the smell more or the vibration across my face. She is juicy, no doubt.

[MackZack]

Originally posted by fartsniffs
Eva Mendes is no joke. Anyone that has seen 'The Spirit' knows that her ass seriously pops.

YES!

OMG.

When I saw that in theaters I held myself from having an erection.


Goddamn, I wanna buy that movie now.

[trousercrease]

i've never seen it :( what happens in it!?

[smellyfartsrule]

Jessica Biel

[MackZack]

Originally posted by trousercrease
i've never seen it :( what happens in it!?

Well, she's supposedly a "villain" in The Spirit, at least that's what she's suspected of being. So she has this meeting with one of her clients along with one of her henchmen. Out of seduction I guess she sits on the client's copy machine and takes a photo copy of her ass. She wears a really tight, long white skirt.

Meanwhile, after she leaves, the Spirit finds the client dead with a shot in the head. The only clue is, well, the photo-copy of Eva Mende's ass. So the Spirit uses that and goes around asking people if they've seen her ass. ::funny

[fartslave09]

Eva Mendez was on the cover of Maxim Magazine which I own by the way and she said that she is very good at farting. She said her and Cameroon Diaz had a burp and fart war and that she can fart really loud. I have the issue in my stash somewhere but you should read the interview its quite interesting!

[trousercrease]

cheers Silmaril, it sounds like an awful film but it'd be worth the watch if eva mendez is in it ;)

[MackZack]

Yeah. . not gonna lie it was a pretty bad movie. Which sucks cus I'm A BIG fan of the comic book series. They were fantastic. The movie just screwed it all up.


And FartSlave, I've heard of that story, but I didn't know it was an actual article on Maxim. I hope it's longer than the one I see on the Internet when I just google it.

God. . I really want to hear her fart now. :(

[1313Jr.1313]

it was like sin city only there wasn't enough awesome for it to run off of.

[fart4me12]

I would like to see monique parker fart

[smitti]

Saanaa Lathan... um... Meagan Good... Selena(if she wuz alive - RIP) :unsure Angel Conwell(black girl in that tight-ass mini dress on the movie BABY BOY), Buffie the Body maybe? -- :ohmy I kno... damn Shakira, i want Bria Myles, with her Fat ASS!!! black folk kno who im talkin bout!!! and if ya dont kno, go to cutiecentral.com. um, shit... im tryinna think of sum1 dat we all can relate 2. ::hm... i guess keep Shakira :rolleyes

[DesLugath]

I would also like to add the lovely Ninel Conde... ::shok ::confused

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/8899/nin.gif

[SionDS]

Originally posted by Destrega
I would also like to add the lovely Ninel Conde... ::shok ::confused

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/8899/nin.gif

She's the full package. Nice set of tits too.