Vector
20th August 2008, 07:51 AM
My girlfriend is very sexy, beautiful, pretty, great girl, does all the things a girlfriend should do, but she HARDLY ever gets gassy. My ex girlfriend was way less attractive, yet she was the gassiest woman I've ever met. I couldn't believe the frequency, great smells, and length of some of her farts and it seemed that she would be very gassy every time we saw each other. My problem is that my current girlfriend very rarely gets gas and when she does, they ALWAYS smell like rotten eggs! I hate those types of farts. Makes you NOT want to get near her ass when she farts. This is NOT good for a fart fetishist, you agree? Thing is, we have a good relationship...yet I don't think I can be with her for the long term when she doesn't satisfy my fantasies. I find myself looking for other women who will make my fantasies come true. I spoke to this girl last night who I'm meeting with in 2 days. My pitch worked great, and I suggest you guys use it for those who find it hard to tell other women their fetish. I didn't tell this girl that I find girl farts sexually desirable, but rather told her that I did not like prissy women. In fact I told her "the type of women I like are the ones who don't give a shit and wouldn't care to burp or fart around me. She immediately shot back on the IM "I burp all the time." Then I asked her "well... if we were chillen on the couch watchin a movie and you had to fart, would you let it rip? She said "if I had to fart, I wouldn't want to embarrass you and myself, but if I had to, you'll know b/c I'll say "excuse me, I gotta fart, can't hold it!" Then she proceeded to tell me how her farts are LONG and LOUD. So I asked her "what's the longest fart you ever let out?" She said "10 seconds!"... I couldn't believe it... it's all trial and error...you have to find a chick who's not prissy and doesn't care. I tried the same pitch to another girl 5 minutes later and she said "you sound like a keeper." Of course I responded with the cocky-funny answer and said "That's what they all say."
Anyways, you guys think it's worth it to dump my girl and look for women who will satisfy my desires the way I want them? She also found some fart videos on my computer... when she asks me about them, I feel like telling her, well, you don't fart often... truth is, us men are wired to look at different asses and videos and crave to see the potentials of other womens farting habits since they are all sooo vastly different!!!
Anyways, you guys think it's worth it to dump my girl and look for women who will satisfy my desires the way I want them? She also found some fart videos on my computer... when she asks me about them, I feel like telling her, well, you don't fart often... truth is, us men are wired to look at different asses and videos and crave to see the potentials of other womens farting habits since they are all sooo vastly different!!!