Guys I fucked up...

[tubmyk2]

Remember how I told you all I was excited that my g/f farted for me and had no problem with it?

So yesterday she's in a shit mood, and we're kinda arguing, and then I thought she farted so I sked her and she was like "no...and what if i did? Whats the difference? Why do you get so excited when I fart? I told you before it's annoying!" Turns out, she went through my computer and found saved fart videos and told me I was disgusting, etc... that that kind of thing is really disgusting and that I'm no different now than any other guy and I'm a weirdo. So, long story short, we've since made up after a long battle, but I can tell you right now not only am I staying out of porn sites, I'm staying out of fart stuff too and I know for a fact I ruined what we had together. Don't get me wrong, she was already in a shitty mood when she started the argument so it was obviously worse, but she would always fart and tell me to come sniff it so it can't be entirely me being gross. I dunno - Im just in a funk. I finally felt comfortable enough to tell my girl (who lives with me, no less) that her farting turned me on and now I'm just fuckin embarrassed. Tough break, huh...

[Rikod]

Bummer situation but I may have a remedy for you. Take the effort to please her in both a sexual and non-sexual way. Do chores you don't normally do and do them often and do them right. When she sees that you are going out of your way to give HER what she needs, she will sympathize and see that your fetish is fairly harmless. Farting is a natural thing, and as my wife puts it, "If it gets you off and your cock hard, all the better for me."

I don't push my wife for farts but when she's in the mood to give me them, she's more than happy.

Just don't make it an everyday issue. When you do it starts to become annoying to them.

Hope this helps.

[afangorn]

yeah, like he said dont make it a daily issue. in fact I recommend completely ignoring the fart issue for a week (or at least 4 days) and trying to get back on her good side. asking for farts is no different than asking her to wear a special low-cut top or asking her if she is wearing a certain special order bra you bought for her everyday or even everytime you see her bra-strap through her clothing.
it gets annoying and makes her think you only want to be around her for the sexual "high" she gives you.

[Guzara]

how did she found fart clips on your pc?

Where did you put them?!

[slimmy]

I feel you bud, my girlfriend found my stash on the computer, but it was because i was lazy and left it on the desktop but she found mostly stuff from joy angles and a few fart clips. I had to tell her the curiosity of women farting and shitting (not scat) turns me on. She kinda looked at me and then never brought it up. I felt like do ppl my age (24) are into these fetishes so I kinda felt weird at the time but it passed!

[FartPallete]

Telling a girl you have a fart fetish has its pros and cons.
The pros is she will cater to your needs, but you will never be able to hear another girl fart ever, while she is around, without that jealousy, which she was feeling when she saw you getting off on other girls farting.
This way, if she ever finds your stash you just say, check this weird shit out, it's funny, and then make sure you have some other weird fetish stash too, like midget porn just to smoke screen the situation.
Don't be nervous when saying all of this shit, it will make you creepy.
I know it's too late fofr you now, but this is for others who haven't opened up to their girlfriends yet.
I agree on the solution that was brought up by rikrod.
cater to her needs, now that she knows, and if she's still all bitchy about it, yet you've done everything in your power to help her live out her fantasies, then she's not right for you.
Don't let her say she has no fetish, that's bullshit, every girl has some sort of fantasy, and now that you're past the point of no return you have to get more into kinkiness with her, role play, explore all kinds of evenues, and when she is more open, then get her back into the farting again.
By the way, I've been in your situation, told a girl I had a fart fetish, and she was awesome about it, then when she was in her "mood" she would sometimes make me feel like a disgusting pervert. But she was cool the next day.

[afangorn]

I have to disagree with you about the jealousy thing, granted of course it might be just an individual woman to woman thing and not an all encompassing quality

but I've told my girlfriend. and she's totally cool with it. now if some woman I knew started sitting in my lap and making me her personal fart cushion, THEN she will start getting mad at both me AND especially her (after all how the hell did this chick find out about my fetish without sticking her nose in where it doesnt belong?)
in fact I told her BEFORE we were formally dating. the reason for this is because I have little tolerance for bullshit, and when someone tries to tell me that my particular fetish (that hurts NO ONE and is not even that weird when compared to things like electrophilia and a ton of stuff you see in japanese hentais) is sick and twisted and somehow reflects on me as a person I'd dump her on the spot. I know what is right and wrong and someone telling me that liking something unique is sick- THAT is wrong. So I will always drop the bomb before dating her, because that way I dont waste time getting emotionally attached to someone who ultimately is going to have a negative effect on my self esteem just because I have a rare sexual kink.
the way I drop the bomb with these women is this. I get to know them, if we hit it off inevitably some time or another conversation turns to sex and what we like (that might just be me because I'm a little perverted and hypersexual with people I'm comfortable with). When that happens I'll say something the is curiosity-inspiring like "Well I'm sure I have a fetish you've never heard before" or "...that doesnt seem to weird, I've heard of weirder. Heck I HAVE weirder fetishes" . Obviously she's going to ask about it, and my response is along the lines of a playful "not now, I dont think your ready yet"
key here is to PLAYFULLY rebuff her inquiries about what fetish you have that is so weird. if she gets worried about it, THEN you get serious and tell her that NO it is NOT illegal, OR immoral OR EVEN pain-inducing. if she's still iffy about it, then this is one of those red flags you look out for. she's either one of those types who HATES secrets unless she's in on it, OR she thinks your lying and is already closing herself off mentally to accepting your sexuality.
Most women however will just pout at you and poke and prod you about the subject randomly to get you to open up about it. Develop your relationship with her further in this time. Feel her out about her openness in general: if she thinks homosexuality is a perversion, she's likely not going to look upon any other fetish preoccupied with the backside with favor. also feel out her other qualities, even if she IS open to fart fetishism as far as you can tell, dont go dating her just because of that. for example I came SO CLOSE to dating another girl who seemed open about fetishes in general but put that to a halt when I found out SHE THINKS EVOLUTION IS A CROCK OF SHIT AND ANYONE WHO BELIEVES IN EVOLUTION IS A COMPLETE MORON. obviously there would have been irreconcilable differences between her and I long before we got to the bedroom, much less talked about making her some bean burritos and putting on that sexy thong I always liked.
wait a week or two, dropping hints about your fetish whenever you discuss sexual oddities and finally tell her "Okay, YOU SURE YOU WANT TO KNOW? believe me, its weird and maybe even a tiny bit gross". if she says yes (as she's likely to) tell her flat out in your own way that a gassy woman is painfully sexy to you. most likely by this point she'll be shocked by the simplicity of it, she'll have spent a few hours of her life in total imagining just WHAT kind of fetish would make a guy so close-mouthed about it and yet so willing to admit to having it in the first place? what kind of fetish could he have that he doesnt think I'm ready to hear about yet??? She'll likely be thinking about some strange things, WAY FAR off from the whole farting thing. and when she finally learns that its simple intestinal gas that turns you on she'll probably be like "what? thats it?? I was expecting something involving a 10-inch dildo and a blindfold!"

too long; didnt read: drop hints about having a fetish, make her curious about it, wait, then tell her. THEN date her.

even after that the battle isnt over. with my girlfriend it took 4+ months of us talking about it and getting comfortable with each other in normal sexual circumstances before she started actively farting FOR me. before that it started as an accidental "I'm sorry, OMG I'm so embarrased!" type thing, then she would occasionally fart in nonsexual circumstances. Now she quite happily ASKS for sex when she's gassy because she knows it helps get it out of her faster. also what helped me I think was that I emphasized that part of the fetish for ME was knowing that by farting she was becoming more comfortable and feeling better overall. I actually feel bad when she has stomach cramps from it. and in general non-fart related stuff its harder for me to get into it when I know she isnt feeling well or is uncomfortable about something.


sorry about the friggin BOOK I wrote here, I'll delete it if the boss wants. Its just that before I got this girlfriend I always thought it was so hard to find a girl open to this stuff and to open myself up about the subject.

[Gasskisser]

Originally posted by tubmyk2
...Turns out, she went through my computer and found saved fart videos and told me I was disgusting, etc... that that kind of thing is really disgusting and that I'm no different now than any other guy and I'm a weirdo...

Is it just me, or does anyone else think SHE's the disgusting one for snooping around tubmyk2's computer?

How would she have reacted if you'd done the same thing with her computer?

To me that's a much bigger issue than farting.

But if the major lack of trust and invasion of privacy doesn't make you want to run away... you're still back to square one with farting. If possible, it would be best to wait until she brings it up again, after you've gotten back on her good side.

Rikod, afangorn and FartPallete are right on: concentrate on finding what she likes (in and out of bed) and giving her plenty of it. Unless she's a complete bitch, she'll be eager to please you in return.

Good luck and keep us posted.

[lerkerboi]

http://www.truecrypt.org/

Problem solved.

[Kenreef]

she was just being a bitch.. the point is she likes to please you with it.... she'll get over it.

[HOOF HEARTED]

Originally posted by slimmy
I feel you bud, my girlfriend found my stash on the computer, but it was because i was lazy and left it on the desktop but she found mostly stuff from joy angles and a few fart clips. I had to tell her the curiosity of women farting and shitting (not scat) turns me on. She kinda looked at me and then never brought it up. I felt like do ppl my age (24) are into these fetishes so I kinda felt weird at the time but it passed!
Never have it on your desktop. Do like me, have it in the my videos section. And when you're downloading clips, have it put in my documents so if there's stuff you like you can put it in the videos section. Maybe even have multiple folders of stuff so you'll know where what's what.

[HOOF HEARTED]

Originally posted by Gasskisser

Originally posted by tubmyk2
...Turns out, she went through my computer and found saved fart videos and told me I was disgusting, etc... that that kind of thing is really disgusting and that I'm no different now than any other guy and I'm a weirdo...

Is it just me, or does anyone else think SHE's the disgusting one for snooping around tubmyk2's computer?

How would she have reacted if you'd done the same thing with her computer?

To me that's a much bigger issue than farting.

But if the major lack of trust and invasion of privacy doesn't make you want to run away... you're still back to square one with farting. If possible, it would be best to wait until she brings it up again, after you've gotten back on her good side.

Females are hypocritical like that! :[

[HOOF HEARTED]

Originally posted by tubmyk2
Remember how I told you all I was excited that my g/f farted for me and had no problem with it?

So yesterday she's in a shit mood, and we're kinda arguing, and then I thought she farted so I sked her and she was like "no...and what if i did? Whats the difference? Why do you get so excited when I fart? I told you before it's annoying!"
That was not an appropriate time 2 ask her if she did fart. While arguing. Thankfully i'm not that obsessed with women's farts like that. There are certain times 2 ask & not ask. Hopefully you both won't break up.

[staffamerica]

I had the same situation. She called me a wierdo, told coworkers, told her mom, and sister..... not good ::shok

[Brian16MA]

wow sounds like a serious cunt if u ask me. pshh .. girls, what else is new

[effingbillgates]

People have found stuff on my computer before. If you let someone else use your computer, it's easy to forget to delete internet files and browsing history all the time, and make sure the "recently opened files" list is blank, and let's admit these are boring chores, especially if they use your computer a lot. The person who discovered mine was just a friend, who needed to work on their CV, and they discovered a load of fart videos in the "recently opened files" list when they were looking for their word document. It doesn't need to be snooping, and shouldn't be considered suspiciously.

Tubmyk2 - I hope everything goes well with you and your girlfriend. It's possible she's just going through a phase; I've been freaked out and disgusted by my OWN fetish enough times, and maybe she's just a bit shaken by letting you smell her farts and the very fact that she's got herself involved on that level. Once she realises it's a relatively harmless fetish, and might even be fun for her, hopefully things will be back on the level. I would emphasise things about it that she might not understand - for me, for example, I like farts, but not the smell of shit after a woman has been to the toilet. These are subtle things and if they're the same for you then trying to help her understand them might relax her a bit.

Something I suggest: try and relax her enough to find out what her fetish might be and what you can do about it. Most people have a fetish and if you know her secret and she feels she can trust you on that level, then you might both have a better time. The way I would go about it, when she's had a few glasses of wine one night, and she's in a GOOD mood (important), is say: "tell me something about yourself that I don't know yet." Do this in a playful way, when you're both in a good mood and it might put you back on the path of becoming more permanently closer. The girl who did this with me is one of my very best friends, and in an amazing way I feel I can trust her and be relaxed around her like I can't be with other people.

Good luck and take care!

[SionDS]

Dont let her control you like that. Do you really want to be pussy whipped and give up porn because she told you to? She sounds like a bad gf to me.

[Guzara]

First of all, if you access fart websites on pc you share with other persons, you must be very careful.
it's very easy to be 100% clear that everything will be cleared after you close the browser if you use Mozilla Firefox ,all you have to do is check option/s when you exit browser that all cookies, form data , browsing history ... everything become deleted (except files - clips you downloaded).

Also, one of the secure way to use is windows logging, create your account with password, and set to folder with fart content options - is private.

That means it will only be accesible and visible to persons who are logged as you.
In the other words, they will see folder name , but can't see content of folder . size of the folder is 0 MB.

They can't delete it.

[Guzara]

I always asked myself: how to exclude some folder from search without using logging stuff in windows ?!

maybe that's not possible. :unsure

[HOOF HEARTED]

While I was reading these last 2 posts & I was experimenting with minusing the extra sites checked out & its simple. If you're on firefox. Go on tools, click options, & privacy & you should see a button where it says clear now & you should be able 2 figure out the rest.

[lerkerboi]

Originally posted by Gassy
First of all, if you access fart websites on pc you share with other persons, you must be very careful.
it's very easy to be 100% clear that everything will be cleared after you close the browser if you use Mozilla Firefox ,all you have to do is check option/s when you exit browser that all cookies, form data , browsing history ... everything become deleted (except files - clips you downloaded).

Also, one of the secure way to use is windows logging, create your account with password, and set to folder with fart content options - is private.

That means it will only be accesible and visible to persons who are logged as you.
In the other words, they will see folder name , but can't see content of folder . size of the folder is 0 MB.

They can't delete it.

Yeah, but if you make them administrator users (common mistake), they can take ownership of the files, and view them.

If your using XP Pro, you can use EFS, otherwise, use TrueCrypt.

[Gasskisser]

Originally posted by HOOF HEARTED
While I was reading these last 2 posts & I was experimenting with minusing the extra sites checked out & its simple. If you're on firefox. Go on tools, click options, & privacy & you should see a button where it says clear now & you should be able 2 figure out the rest.

It's even easier than that, actually.

To make it automatic, just go to Tools/Options/Privacy. Under cookies, select "Keep until I exit Firefox." Under Private Data, check "Always clear my private data when I exit Firefox." Click the Settings button in that section and select Browsing History, Download History and Cache (those are the ones I selected, you can select more).

Now when you close the browser, you won't leave any traces, at least no cookies, history, downloads or cached files. ::great

Another tip, also mentioned by others previously: have a separate user login for when other people use your computer. Spend a little time setting it up to make sure they can connect to the Internet and whatever else without having to log in as you. And password protect your login. That way, when you save files to your My Documents, other people won't be able to nose through them.

On your earlier point about women being naturally nosy... maybe so, and maybe I've just been lucky, but I don't think I'd stay with a woman who didn't respect my privacy or trust me enough to let me have my own space. Of course that means I have to return the favor, but without trust, a relationship is doomed.

[Gasskisser]

Originally posted by lerkerboi

Yeah, but if you make them administrator users (common mistake), they can take ownership of the files, and view them.

If your using XP Pro, you can use EFS, otherwise, use TrueCrypt.

Good point. In Vista, the account you create for others should be a "standard" account.

BTW, to create another account in Vista, go to Control Panel/User Accounts. Click "Manage another account," then click "Create a new account."

Here's how to do it in XP: http://www.dummies.com/WileyCDA/DummiesArticle/id-350.html

Have a password for both your account and for the new account. If someone questions you about why you have passwords, you can say it's a best practice in computer security (which it is).

[1313Jr.1313]

ctrl+shift+delete before exiting firefox.

[Skunked]

I say you just bring up the issue and explain it straight to her:

1) It could be alot worse. Farting is natural and clean, unlike stuff people are into like shit, piss, vomit, etc. And it's 10,000 times (if not more) better than the sicks fucks who molest and have sex with children who should be locked up forever.
2) It's relatively clean and you don't need to clean up afterwards or do it somewhere weird like in a tub. (It's only air for crying out loud.)
3) She can be herself and not have to hold them in and you can be yourself and not have to keep it a secret. It's part of who are and she should accept that.
4) Also, it doesn't take away anything from all the normal sex stuff, it just adds a layer of excitment. So, assuming you like all the regular stuff, she has one more way of pleasing her man than all of her girlfriends do.

Best of luck to you!

[HOOF HEARTED]

And besides, have you thought of telling her' would you rather be with a man who thinks women belching & farting is disgusting but loves beating & cheating on his woman?'

[tubmyk2]

Good point.

Well we're cool anyway; I'm sure it was just a bluff. Though she hasn't farted much at all this week I was able to sneak a sniff at a few car farts on Monday, but that was it. She's over it and I'm back to being ok. But I really got scared because I didn;t want her to tell people about this, especially anyone in her family. But then again, she;d then be admitting she farts a lot which for a girl I'd think would be much worse :)

[Vector]

My girlfriend found pics of women's asses that I took, and some fart videos. Just like that guy said, she's cool with it when she's in the mood, but when she's a bitch, I become this disgusting pervert pig. We made up after arguing, and I don't get as much love from her as I did in the past. Sucks when they find your stash!!! Every night before I shut down the computer, I make sure all internet traces are deleted, and cleaned up. I have a folder where I keep my stuff, which is "hidden." I also make sure to delete the contents of recent items, yet she STILL found recent photos that I was viewing?

How can I delete the folder of "recent photos and videos" in Vista? Just when you think you're 100% in the clear, she finds shit!!!

[1313Jr.1313]

it's vista, it probably knew that she was on your computer and just launched them out of spite so she'd see. vista is like that.

[Gasskisser]

Originally posted by 1313Jr.1313
it's vista, it probably knew that she was on your computer and just launched them out of spite so she'd see. vista is like that.

Too True! ::roll

[Gasskisser]

Originally posted by Vector

How can I delete the folder of "recent photos and videos" in Vista? Just when you think you're 100% in the clear, she finds shit!!!

To stop displaying the "Recent photos and videos", "Recently changed" and other similar folder options, read this: http://forums.techarena.in/showthread.php?p=3469407

Those "folders" are not actually folders; they are saved searches and can be deleted without deleting the actual files - but read the link and follow the directions...

To clear recent files from the Start Menu: Right-click Start and click Properties. Under Privacy, uncheck "Store and display a list of previously opened files"

To prevent displaying recent folders in the address bar dropdown box in Windows Explorer, you have to go to Internet Options (even if you use a different browser than IE). On the General tab under Browsing History, click Delete... then click Delete history (or maybe just Delete all).

I'm not 100% sure, but I think you can prevent the dropdown list from ever displaying any folders by clicking Settings (under Browsing History) and setting "Days to keep pages in history" to zero. ::great

Did I miss anything??

[tubmyk2]

Heh...and i'm a tech too which is why its scary that I forget to clean up traces... :)

Just figured out that in 10.5 osx. private browsing is the bomb diggity because it doesn't erase your history so the rest of my history is legit so she can check it all she wants.

There's also a program for mac I found a few months ago called dashcrypt, which lives in dashboard and encrypts single files, but I never employed it until today and it works well, as long as you don't title your files something obvious. Not that I really plan on testing my girl again though and start putting files on my computer again. A simple logon password is all I really need but if I do that, then it's obvious. and she knows my passwords just like I know hers. It would just be really sketchy if now I suddenly had a new password and locked her out. And in all reality, what I'm doing is technically wrong anyway! So why add fuel to the fire?

We've been ok though - we have a great relationship and she did fart for me last night but it didn't smell ...

[Guzara]

Originally posted by lerkerboi

Originally posted by Gassy
First of all, if you access fart websites on pc you share with other persons, you must be very careful.
it's very easy to be 100% clear that everything will be cleared after you close the browser if you use Mozilla Firefox ,all you have to do is check option/s when you exit browser that all cookies, form data , browsing history ... everything become deleted (except files - clips you downloaded).

Also, one of the secure way to use is windows logging, create your account with password, and set to folder with fart content options - is private.

That means it will only be accesible and visible to persons who are logged as you.
In the other words, they will see folder name , but can't see content of folder . size of the folder is 0 MB.

They can't delete it.

Yeah, but if you make them administrator users (common mistake), they can take ownership of the files, and view them.

If your using XP Pro, you can use EFS, otherwise, use TrueCrypt.

That's not true, nobody can't take ownership until windows is runned in safe mode and then logged as main administrator.

If he has a mother who is qualified for that, then he's in big trouble.

[1313Jr.1313]

one administrator can still view another's files without needing the password though (through a small process, lol).

[Guzara]

Originally posted by 1313Jr.1313
one administrator can still view another's files without needing the password though (through a small process, lol).

describe me that small process.

He can take files if there is no main admin password, all he need to do is run safe mode and choose main admin.

However, if some smart and experienced user wants to get that files , trust me he will and ofcourse there are many ways for shure.

Not all users are experienced, some of them still don't know what's rar and what's zip ::funny

[1313Jr.1313]

"private" folders aren't exactly private to an administrator

[Vector]

That link you provided didn't help much. I think the ONLY way to be totally clear is to set the "recent files" list to not show in the properties tab when you right click on the task bar. That seems to be the only way. I know she found my pics in the "recent items" folder, but now I'm worried to view/edit pics and videos in fear that she will come across them again. I need better information on how to do this. Yes, setting up a new user name for the computer will work, but that looks suspicious, like I don't want her to run into anything.

If I view a picture, and modify it, it will show up in the recently changed folder. I NEED THAT FOLDER TO NOT EXIST! Somebody please provide your advise. Thanks.

Also, if anybody has any more MFX jean fart video's, that would be great! Farts in jeans tend to have the "bubbly" quality about them that is sooo HOT! I don't like bare ass farts b/c they are too airy sounding, anybody agree?

-VECTOR-

[HOOF HEARTED]

Originally posted by staffamerica
I had the same situation. She called me a wierdo, told coworkers, told her mom, and sister..... not good ::shok
Did you dump her after that? I'm not down with the stop snitching code but what she did was the worst kind of snitching. Very uncool :[

[Gasskisser]

Originally posted by Vector
That link you provided didn't help much. I think the ONLY way to be totally clear is to set the "recent files" list to not show in the properties tab when you right click on the task bar. That seems to be the only way. I know she found my pics in the "recent items" folder, but now I'm worried to view/edit pics and videos in fear that she will come across them again. I need better information on how to do this. Yes, setting up a new user name for the computer will work, but that looks suspicious, like I don't want her to run into anything.

If I view a picture, and modify it, it will show up in the recently changed folder. I NEED THAT FOLDER TO NOT EXIST! Somebody please provide your advise. Thanks.

Also, if anybody has any more MFX jean fart video's, that would be great! Farts in jeans tend to have the "bubbly" quality about them that is sooo HOT! I don't like bare ass farts b/c they are too airy sounding, anybody agree?

-VECTOR-

Here, I'll walk you through it. For anyone just tuning in, this is for Vista only.

Open any Windows Explorer window. You'll see Searches as one of the items on the left. Click on Searches to open it. Now select any of the Recent Items "folders" you don't want displayed and then delete them.

Note that they are not actually folders, but saved searches. Deleting them will NOT delete any files, only the searches.

Let me know if that works.

[Gasskisser]

Originally posted by HOOF HEARTED

Originally posted by staffamerica
I had the same situation. She called me a wierdo, told coworkers, told her mom, and sister..... not good ::shok
Did you dump her after that? I'm not down with the stop snitching code but what she did was the worst kind of snitching. Very uncool :[

When it's violent crime, I'm all for "snitching". But when it's someones sexual tastes, only a real vindictive bitch would do what she did. I hope she gets a permanent case of vaginal warts. :fuck

[MackZack]

This is my very first post here guys, so I feel somewhat noobish and stupid. But I wanted to head in right into this to put in my input.

I have a soulmate. Yes, and I'm rather young to have found her too and her to have found me.
Ever since I told her my fetish for gaseous girls, she accepted it. She was very shy and reclusive about it, and still is at times, but as time made us closer she became more and more open. We would talk whether on phone or AIM and she would randomly say, "I just farted twice." And I'd go, "Nice, how was it?"
For a while, it was a long-distance relationship. Not now, now she lives where I live. But before, we got in touch by making cellphone videos and sending them over Skype. Whenever she made a video she'd openly belch whenever she need to or say, "I just passed gas, too bad you didn't hear it."


The thing is, you have to be real smooth about breaking the news to girls about your fetish and if they do it. I have a really really really smooth way of talking and can make any girl spill the beans on their gaseousness, even if they are stuck-up glamorous girls. I can even make them sigh and go, "Well, when I eat THAT---"
I do it so slyly that one of them laughed whole-heartedly and said, "I can't believe we just had a conversation about farting!"

The thing is, you have to make THEM interested. Always say something like, "I feel like telling you something but I'm embarrassed." And curiosity will get to them and they'll keep asking, "What is it? Just say it." to the point where they go, "I don't care what it is, just say it."
Add some humor to it. Don't say it's a fetish, but rather that "I have a thing for girls who fart."
Don't break the news right away, talk to them for a month or two and get to know the girl. The longer you know her, the less weird she will think it is and just consider it something "silly" you like.

[1313Jr.1313]

for windows xp, you can get rid of the recently opened documents as shown in the attachment.