harenbyron
10th May 2008, 05:41 AM
I am somewhat new to this forum and thought I would share a few true stories of my experiences with farts and bathroom behavior involving women.
First, I will share an incident which happened during a trip that my wife and I took before we were married. In fact, we had only known each other for about a month.
Earlier in the evening, we had eaten at a Mexican restaurant and went to a concert at the college she had just graduated from. We stayed overnight in a hotel near the campus. Upon returning to our room, we proceeded to have sex for the first time. Afterwards, she headed into the bathroom.
We were having a conversation, so she happened to keep the door open. I could hear her peeing, but a few seconds later, in the middle of her responding to a question of mine, I heard her let go of a rather loud and wet-sounding fart which lasted about four or five seconds, after which, she said "excuse me" as if it wasn't anything she was too concerned about.
Needless to say, I was shocked. And, not having even thought about such matters before, I was surprised that it turned me on quite a bit. In fact, I kept thinking about her farting and found myself with an incredibly rigid erection by the time she finally came out of the bathroom.
She asked me if I wanted to have sex again and, of course, I said "yes". Like our first time, we were in the missionary position. And, as she came, she happened to let yet another loud fart, which sent me over the edge and I ended up having one of the best orgasms of my life. All she said afterwards was that it felt good and that she tended to let herself go when she came.
That was a decade ago, and she once in while will pass gas while we are having sex. Although we don't talk about the erotic nature of her intercourse farting, I think it's an unspoken understanding that it does turn both of us on very much.
First, I will share an incident which happened during a trip that my wife and I took before we were married. In fact, we had only known each other for about a month.
Earlier in the evening, we had eaten at a Mexican restaurant and went to a concert at the college she had just graduated from. We stayed overnight in a hotel near the campus. Upon returning to our room, we proceeded to have sex for the first time. Afterwards, she headed into the bathroom.
We were having a conversation, so she happened to keep the door open. I could hear her peeing, but a few seconds later, in the middle of her responding to a question of mine, I heard her let go of a rather loud and wet-sounding fart which lasted about four or five seconds, after which, she said "excuse me" as if it wasn't anything she was too concerned about.
Needless to say, I was shocked. And, not having even thought about such matters before, I was surprised that it turned me on quite a bit. In fact, I kept thinking about her farting and found myself with an incredibly rigid erection by the time she finally came out of the bathroom.
She asked me if I wanted to have sex again and, of course, I said "yes". Like our first time, we were in the missionary position. And, as she came, she happened to let yet another loud fart, which sent me over the edge and I ended up having one of the best orgasms of my life. All she said afterwards was that it felt good and that she tended to let herself go when she came.
That was a decade ago, and she once in while will pass gas while we are having sex. Although we don't talk about the erotic nature of her intercourse farting, I think it's an unspoken understanding that it does turn both of us on very much.