okcthunder0991
21st March 2015, 02:51 AM
So after a lot of thinking I've realized I have way too many fetishes and it's kinda distracting. I figured this is s fairly non judgmental place (lol) so I'd thought I'd share.
-Farting (obviously)
-Burping
-Spitting (not on me, but just in general)
-Pee (again not on me, but outside or on stuff)
-Smell ( I love smelling my GF after she worked all day)
-Chubby/bloated stomachs (not legit fat chicks tho)
-Women eating a lot.
-Littering. Something intriguing about a woman who will just drop her trash anywhere.
So basically I'm a total weirdo. Somehow I manage a decent job and good relationship at the same time. My girlfriend only really knows that I like her farts, everything I kinda hint at, but never openly talk about. Obviously, that's a fairly extensive list, but I don't think any of it is in the "dangerous" level of weird, but I also don't wanna drop it all on her at one time.
Advice anyone?
*Sorry for any typos. I'm on my phone.
-Farting (obviously)
-Burping
-Spitting (not on me, but just in general)
-Pee (again not on me, but outside or on stuff)
-Smell ( I love smelling my GF after she worked all day)
-Chubby/bloated stomachs (not legit fat chicks tho)
-Women eating a lot.
-Littering. Something intriguing about a woman who will just drop her trash anywhere.
So basically I'm a total weirdo. Somehow I manage a decent job and good relationship at the same time. My girlfriend only really knows that I like her farts, everything I kinda hint at, but never openly talk about. Obviously, that's a fairly extensive list, but I don't think any of it is in the "dangerous" level of weird, but I also don't wanna drop it all on her at one time.
Advice anyone?
*Sorry for any typos. I'm on my phone.