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DreamingForYou
13th September 2012, 09:19 AM
no really, i am. but really this post is less about my awesomeness and more about the need to kick my boyfriend's ass..in bed. so here we go:
my current boyfriend and i have a very open, feisty relationship. we can talk about anything and everything. before we started dating, we were great friends for years. about a month before we started dating but 2 months after we started fucking, he told me something i did not expect. he has some interesting fetishes. he likes it when women burp and fart. he especially likes being sat on and having a woman fart on his face while he eats out her asshole, he also is interested in getting peed on and drinking my pee...but that is not his main thing. he really likes farts.
so when he told me this i was a little shocked, but almost immediately decided that if that was what he wanted, then i was going to give it to him. and i would be the best at it. end of story.
he explained to me that he'd never told any girl he'd been with about his fart fetish, and had only ever experienced getting pissed on by his ex a couple of times. and this is where i cackled maniacally because i knew then that i could experiment however i wanted because he really had no measure for comparison. which is the best thing when you're trying something like this, i think.
anyway, my determination in this endeavor directly comes from the fact that he is an absolute GOD in bed. i mean, he gave me my FIRST orgasm, ever. he taught me how to please myself, and then he proved that he could do it better. he is fucking amazing. before him, i was always submissive in bed, but not in the way a woman should be i don't think. i accepted a lot of abuse and discomfort that rarely brought me any satisfaction. but now i am with a man who knows just when i need to feel pain with pleasure, and everything in between.
so now, i want to make him twitch and moan under me. i wanna put that wide eyed stare on his face, and make his head dizzy with satisfaction.
so far i have sat on his face while he eats out my asshole (<333OMG) and he blows small amounts of air into me that i push out onto his tongue and mouth. while i'm giving him a blowjob. this is all after he has given me 5 or 6 orgasms (<33 mmhmm) normally, he can have sex for forever and never cum, but when i do this, he cums like crazy within 2-5 minutes. also, i have given him head and handjobs while he watches him favorite fart clips and porn. this takes just a bit longer, but gets him off so good.
alright so this is getting to be just a rambling mess about my sex life (which is fantastic, thank you for asking!) but truly, he is so devoted to me and making me happy, i want to do the exact same for him. i am entirely convinced that he was submissive in his previous relationships. i have always been curious about being dominate, but it's so hard to figure out where to start. so i need suggestions about how to molest and manipulate my boyfriend until he is just a slack jawed mess covered in his own cum. and he can't walk, and has to be the one to give me the puppy dog eyes to go get him a drink.
and what better place to find suggestions than from random people on a fetish forum. thank you internet. there's no way i have the patience to find this shit out in a library.

marquis23
13th September 2012, 03:09 PM
It's always interesting to see how male brains interpret female language. Everything from speech pattern and inflections to tendencies involving grammatical placement of nouns and adjectives. Point of view in terms of sexual gratification is also important as the female psyche is an incredibly different and entirely disparate thing from the more primal, object based, psyche of the male. These differences tend to be noticeable.

lol cool story, bro.

lololo
13th September 2012, 09:27 PM
Since when do smart girls IN REALITY actually write "<3333" or "OMG!" unless they're looking at a puppy or something.

Lol

sourmold11
13th September 2012, 10:54 PM
no really, i am. but really this post is less about my awesomeness and more about the need to kick my boyfriend's ass..in bed. so here we go:
my current boyfriend and i have a very open, feisty relationship. we can talk about anything and everything. before we started dating, we were great friends for years. about a month before we started dating but 2 months after we started fucking, he told me something i did not expect. he has some interesting fetishes. he likes it when women burp and fart. he especially likes being sat on and having a woman fart on his face while he eats out her asshole, he also is interested in getting peed on and drinking my pee...but that is not his main thing. he really likes farts.
so when he told me this i was a little shocked, but almost immediately decided that if that was what he wanted, then i was going to give it to him. and i would be the best at it. end of story.
he explained to me that he'd never told any girl he'd been with about his fart fetish, and had only ever experienced getting pissed on by his ex a couple of times. and this is where i cackled maniacally because i knew then that i could experiment however i wanted because he really had no measure for comparison. which is the best thing when you're trying something like this, i think.
anyway, my determination in this endeavor directly comes from the fact that he is an absolute GOD in bed. i mean, he gave me my FIRST orgasm, ever. he taught me how to please myself, and then he proved that he could do it better. he is fucking amazing. before him, i was always submissive in bed, but not in the way a woman should be i don't think. i accepted a lot of abuse and discomfort that rarely brought me any satisfaction. but now i am with a man who knows just when i need to feel pain with pleasure, and everything in between.
so now, i want to make him twitch and moan under me. i wanna put that wide eyed stare on his face, and make his head dizzy with satisfaction.
so far i have sat on his face while he eats out my asshole (<333OMG) and he blows small amounts of air into me that i push out onto his tongue and mouth. while i'm giving him a blowjob. this is all after he has given me 5 or 6 orgasms (<33 mmhmm) normally, he can have sex for forever and never cum, but when i do this, he cums like crazy within 2-5 minutes. also, i have given him head and handjobs while he watches him favorite fart clips and porn. this takes just a bit longer, but gets him off so good.
alright so this is getting to be just a rambling mess about my sex life (which is fantastic, thank you for asking!) but truly, he is so devoted to me and making me happy, i want to do the exact same for him. i am entirely convinced that he was submissive in his previous relationships. i have always been curious about being dominate, but it's so hard to figure out where to start. so i need suggestions about how to molest and manipulate my boyfriend until he is just a slack jawed mess covered in his own cum. and he can't walk, and has to be the one to give me the puppy dog eyes to go get him a drink.
and what better place to find suggestions than from random people on a fetish forum. thank you internet. there's no way i have the patience to find this shit out in a library.
FUCKING CREEPER!::fie

DreamingForYou
13th September 2012, 11:30 PM
wow thanks guys. your lack of faith in both my gender, intelligence, AND sanity are all very moving.
no seriously, you guys are assholes.
idk wtf i'm doing when it comes to this and all i'm looking for is advice! do i need to like put up pictures or some shit of me and my bf just to PROVE i'm not a "creeper"? y'all want my FB account info? is it so unbelievable that a girl would want to do this to somebody they love?
why can't you guys just be fucking helpful and not stupid, geez!

lololo
13th September 2012, 11:35 PM
How about a video clip of you saying you're loserfish from this forum. That is if you want undeniable proof.

DreamingForYou
13th September 2012, 11:38 PM
if i do that will you stop being so damn jaded and actually give me good advice and not be total douche bags?

spork
14th September 2012, 12:01 AM
wow thanks guys. your lack of faith in both my gender, intelligence, AND sanity are all very moving.
no seriously, you guys are assholes.
idk wtf i'm doing when it comes to this and all i'm looking for is advice! do i need to like put up pictures or some shit of me and my bf just to PROVE i'm not a "creeper"? y'all want my FB account info? is it so unbelievable that a girl would want to do this to somebody they love?
why can't you guys just be fucking helpful and not stupid, geez!

Let's just say we have enough friggen wierdos in this group that someone posing like this and make up their own fantasy world for their own jollies is not the slightest bit farfetched.

GalzFartCushion
14th September 2012, 12:12 AM
no galz ere then

lololo
14th September 2012, 12:14 AM
Lol we weren't trying to be rude. But seriously so many fake "girls" come here it's almost predictable.

fartman89
14th September 2012, 12:28 AM
yea, if you can make a video of yourself saying you're loserfish from this forum, you'll have a bunch of friends, and fans. But we've had countless masquerading dudes on here, like lololo said, its predictable.

DreamingForYou
14th September 2012, 01:05 AM
i'm starting to suspect that this forum is more of a cult following, what with needing video footage of me to confirm my identity and all....
and i'm creepy? well, maybe i am. and i don't exactly think like most girls, or talk like them. which is why i see how it would be necessary to prove that i'm not a dude.
but i make no promises when it comes to my intelligence or the fact that the way i present myself often distresses and disconcerts those around me.
also, i'm not cute. but here's my awkward video, y'all.
http://s907.photobucket.com/albums/ac273/lizzaayy_bucket/?action=view&current=Video5.mp4

james_brndn
14th September 2012, 01:07 AM
Loserfish....wins. Fatality.

lololo
14th September 2012, 01:22 AM
It's not a cult. It's just surprising the number of "girls" who mysteriously disappear and are never heard from again when they're asked to prove themselves. As you can see though. All of the girls active on the forum have provided videos and shown who they are. So I formally say... Welcome to the forum.

DreamingForYou
14th September 2012, 01:25 AM
to be flooded with ideas and suggestions in about 2.5 minutes.

DreamingForYou
14th September 2012, 01:29 AM
It's not a cult. It's just surprising the number of "girls" who mysteriously disappear and are never heard from again when they're asked to prove themselves. As you can see though. All of the girls active on the forum have provided videos and shown who they are. So I formally say... Welcome to the forum.

thanks for the welcome.

theguyfromny
14th September 2012, 01:38 AM
i'm starting to suspect that this forum is more of a cult following, what with needing video footage of me to confirm my identity and all....
and i'm creepy? well, maybe i am. and i don't exactly think like most girls, or talk like them. which is why i see how it would be necessary to prove that i'm not a dude.
but i make no promises when it comes to my intelligence or the fact that the way i present myself often distresses and disconcerts those around me.
also, i'm not cute. but here's my awkward video, y'all.
http://s907.photobucket.com/albums/ac273/lizzaayy_bucket/?action=view&current=Video5.mp4
smh. the same shit happened to the last girl here. plus idk, you look ok to me.

It's not a cult. It's just surprising the number of "girls" who mysteriously disappear and are never heard from again when they're asked to prove themselves.

well i think that the reason they disappeared was mentioned in the video. "this is ridiculous, i'm kinda disappointed in you guys that i had to do this." need i say more?

bootyluv
14th September 2012, 01:40 AM
Welcome to G.E ^_^ and you're not exactly ugly either :3

I say the classic handcuffs to the bedpost is a good start.

Really make him feel helpless >:-)

jimmers1889
14th September 2012, 02:24 AM
Don't know exactly what you're looking for in terms of advice. I would suggest eating massive amounts of gas inducing food. Best things I can suggest are fiber one bars and dried apricots. Eat as much farty food as you can, wait until you can't hold the farts in anymore, then sit on his face and let loose while giving him a BJ or HJ. Another thing you can try is farting directly on his dick, that feels amazing as well.

HOOF HEARTED
14th September 2012, 04:31 AM
Welcome loserfish. How did you find out about this forum? You're a brown haired blue eyed special ::nyam We are skeptical because of posers in the past. I hope you find the answers you're looking for.

DreamingForYou
14th September 2012, 04:50 AM
yea thank you to the two people that gave me actual suggestions.

i duct taped him to my bed one time. he really seemed to enjoy that. but of course it was a little awkward for me since i suck at dirty talk. i just make myself laugh every time. and then he starts laughing at me. and then the whole thing about him being a naughty boy and needing to be punished seems a lot less threatening. but i think i just need more practice at it.
i guess i could talk dirty to myself in the mirror? yea, that's probably really weird.

i made like 12 brussel sprouts and ate them with dinner one night but still it was hard to fart on him, like to seriously do it. maybe it was leaning over him like that it made it more difficult. when i sit up straight on his face i find it a lot easier to fart. i'm still kinda shy about it too, i think. but i burp in front of him and sometimes in his and he goes nuts. that was a lot easier to get into lol. he really likes to lay his head on my stomach and listen to all the sounds it makes. i know that's a big thing he likes is the sound of farts and burps.

i keep wondering if my boyfriend would have an account on something like this and if he would come across all this stuff i'm typing wtf he would say haha.

i know though that his ultimate fantasy and the porn and clips he really likes are the ones where the woman is dominating the man. like all in vinyl and kick ass boots, him being chained up. i'm really wondering how i could get myself to embody that kind of woman. i mean, it's not me, at least not usually. i know i do have a side to me that can be very bossy and intimidating, but in a somehow sexy way. it's just hard to figure out how to bring it out.

anyway i'm going to bed. thanks for reading all that mess.

scythe
14th September 2012, 05:15 AM
is it so unbelievable that a girl would want to do this to somebody they love?

Actually, yes it is. Girls this determined to fulfill their partner's desires are rare, you must admit that :) That's why your post sounded like it's just a dude's fantasy.

That said, I apologize for doubting you.

Now, about the well-deserved advice. I was thinking... If you're not grossed out, you could watch some domination clips for inspiration. Maybe even pick from his own collection (if you can access it without him knowing :) ) to make sure it's his taste. You'd have to ask other guys here about which ones are best at it though, since domination is not exactly my thing.

Good luck :)

P.S.: Brace yourself... A bunch of guys asking you to film yourself doing it will be coming very soon.

garry
14th September 2012, 06:33 AM
Damn, her boyfriend is one lucky BASTARD.

DreamingForYou
14th September 2012, 02:45 PM
aw thanks guys again for the suggestions.

i really like the idea of watching dom vids. i have never really explored that side of porn before so it's gonna be really interesting to see what it's all about. it's a great idea haha.

i'm not gonna ask him specifically what he wants me to do and say to him, because that's gonna ruin the whole effect. remember, i'm trying to win here. he can't have any idea what i'm plotting. and i have quite an advantage with being able to do all this "research" and whatnot because he works off shore for about a month and then comes home for 2 weeks. which is both difficult, but at the same time has helped us grow exponentially as a couple.

so far i know he loves stockings to death. i skype with him and show off the new stockings that he gets for me. he loves lingerie, basically any kind of sexy outfit. he buys me that stuff all the time and loves it when i try on things for him. he really wants me to fart in outfits, and walking about normally, not just during sex. so i think i need to figure out more what foods make me gassy. some of the girls i've seen in clips are absolutely phenomenal with how much they can fart! like this one girl kelsey something or other. i'm completely jealous of her. but in a good way. like, i just want to fart better than she does haha, if that makes sense.
i'm contemplating sending him farts in a mason jar. i think he'd find that both funny, and totally left-field.


my boyfriend is not lucky. he has earned everything he gets from me and then some. he treats me like a freaking goddess and accepts me even though i'm not very conventional, i don't like make up, and have the worst memory in the history of ever. i have always hidden things from my ex's, i have always acted how they wanted me to not how i felt, which built up heaps of resentment and frustration and led to humiliating and scarring breakups. my current boyfriend broke down all my walls and ripped me from the shell i'd built around myself, and has shown me how to be comfortable in my own skin. that i have numerous things about myself to appreciate and be thankful for.

DreamingForYou
14th September 2012, 03:14 PM
Welcome loserfish. How did you find out about this forum? You're a brown haired blue eyed special ::nyam We are skeptical because of posers in the past. I hope you find the answers you're looking for.


thanks for the welcome. and i just typed in fart forums on google and decided on this one because of the picture up top haha.

spork
14th September 2012, 04:12 PM
Well then, I stand corrected. My bad for doubting you, but if you go to any old youtube video posted here and check out the comments, you might understand why we didn't believe you. As for suggestions, I got nothing, so I'll just make my exit now...

DreamingForYou
14th September 2012, 04:22 PM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xq7an6_fart-porn-how-does-girl-fart-star-kelsey-obsession-do-it-fart-fetish-farting-girls-sex-advice-pt-3_na. Hey this might help its kelsey explaining how she farts so much. Lucky for me my girl is lactose intolerant but she will also eat a fiber 1 bar and it makes her explode so try that. And most of the girls in videos pump air in their ass so they can fart only a few of them are completely natural.

omfg. Thank you.

bootyluv
14th September 2012, 04:27 PM
Jerusalem Artichokes and sugar free candy can make you really gassy.

lololo
14th September 2012, 04:40 PM
Still the largest number of people will tell you: fiber one bars/cereal and kashi go lean cereal as well as dried apricots. A lot of people don't try them but seriously, I'd give the fiber bars a go. You can google fiber bars and kashi cereal I guarantee you'll find hundreds of people thinking they were gonna explode from all the farts. Chicory root is some serious shit

DreamingForYou
14th September 2012, 06:14 PM
are starting to redeem yourselves, truly.
great ideas and advice. thank you oh so much! =)

MissTootyBooty
14th September 2012, 08:35 PM
Welcome to the forum!! It's great to see another girl on here. I do understand how you guys get doubtful, cause I know how common it is for guys to pose as girls on forums that have mostly male members. I've seen it happen on so many other forums I've been on, and yes they have doubted me too, and I can't really blame them cause back then I was too shy to have an avatar pic of myself.

1313Jr.1313
14th September 2012, 09:43 PM
welcome to the forum and thanks for bearing with the skepticism.

so really the thing you need to keep in mind is that you will have a lot of time to figure out the specific fantasies and what works as long as you have the gas to try it out. that being said:

1: dried apricots
2: fiber one (which should be 1 because of the one but doesn't work as well as apricots)

if those two don't work out, try guajes. once you get the gas flowing, the rest can be adjusted for to see what works best. also, "you've been a bad boy" is nowhere near as good (for me at least) as "ooh, smell that" and i'm sure it's similar for most people here.

jake345
14th September 2012, 10:05 PM
Welcome to the forum!! It's great to see another girl on here. I do understand how you guys get doubtful, cause I know how common it is for guys to pose as girls on forums that have mostly male members. I've seen it happen on so many other forums I've been on, and yes they have doubted me too, and I can't really blame them cause back then I was too shy to have an avatar pic of myself.

People rarely believe what is in front of them, never mind supposed proof. A profile pic is usually enough to sedate people, however this forum HAS been fooled a few times (as we all tend to be rather nice and trusting on here) so others are quite cautious. I actually wanted to ask what your plans are. You mentioned being a part of and loving this fetish but mentioning you didn't want to open a store, so will you be sharing, commenting, posting...all or none? ::happy Just curious is all. I forget if you said you would be making vids at all but you claim to be rather good at farting and you seem open.

MissTootyBooty
14th September 2012, 10:47 PM
People rarely believe what is in front of them, never mind supposed proof. A profile pic is usually enough to sedate people, however this forum HAS been fooled a few times (as we all tend to be rather nice and trusting on here) so others are quite cautious. I actually wanted to ask what your plans are. You mentioned being a part of and loving this fetish but mentioning you didn't want to open a store, so will you be sharing, commenting, posting...all or none? ::happy Just curious is all. I forget if you said you would be making vids at all but you claim to be rather good at farting and you seem open.


Yeah, that's true. I guess sometimes things just seem too good to be true. Yes, I do have plans on making videos of my own, it's just that I'm not very experienced in making videos, I usually only take photos, and I really need to get a new camera that is better for making videos as the one I have now is a bit old and the battery runs low pretty fast. I definitely will be making videos though, and I will be sharing with you guys! As suggested by another member of this forum I will probably be uploading the videos on Dailymotion. I've already created an account there, nothing on it yet though, but there will be as soon as I get into gear! lol. ;)

DreamingForYou
15th September 2012, 12:26 AM
welcome to the forum and thanks for bearing with the skepticism.

so really the thing you need to keep in mind is that you will have a lot of time to figure out the specific fantasies and what works as long as you have the gas to try it out. that being said:

1: dried apricots
2: fiber one (which should be 1 because of the one but doesn't work as well as apricots)

if those two don't work out, try guajes. once you get the gas flowing, the rest can be adjusted for to see what works best. also, "you've been a bad boy" is nowhere near as good (for me at least) as "ooh, smell that" and i'm sure it's similar for most people here.

thank you very much! that is supremely helpful. i'm actually going grocery shopping tonight and already have my list all made up.
i plan on making a video for him and sending it later tonight. i hope he enjoys it!

dirtyfun71
15th September 2012, 12:51 AM
Yeah, that's true. I guess sometimes things just seem too good to be true. Yes, I do have plans on making videos of my own, it's just that I'm not very experienced in making videos, I usually only take photos, and I really need to get a new camera that is better for making videos as the one I have now is a bit old and the battery runs low pretty fast. I definitely will be making videos though, and I will be sharing with you guys! As suggested by another member of this forum I will probably be uploading the videos on Dailymotion. I've already created an account there, nothing on it yet though, but there will be as soon as I get into gear! lol. ;)

Woo-hoo fantastic news MissTootyBooty, I'm sure I speak on behalf of everyone here in saying we'll be super pleased with any farts you end up sharing once you get yourself into arse-blasting gear!!

And loserfish, a BIG welcome to you & thanks for being so open & sharing on this here gassy forum!!
It's always a revelation to meet someone who accepts you totally for who you REALLY are, so yeah looks like you've got yourself a bit of a keeper here with your current man.

As for suggestions, well a random morning 'wake up' face fart would surely be appreciated :)

Oooh & I just re-read your original post & see that your man's into the pee thing too (which I can totally relate to hehe) so in my experience combining fetishes could be devastatingly mind blowing for him & turn him into the salivating puppy-dog mush that you aspire to...a piss-fart 69'er might just do the trick then!

Polish Bella
15th September 2012, 01:05 AM
::great

youngsniff
15th September 2012, 06:10 AM
I have to be honest as a member who didn’t voice my doubt before you revealed who you were, reading the original post and then reading the comments- I was rooting for the mob simply out of retribution against all the creepers who have driven girls away on youtube. But when I saw the proof my mouth dropped open. The roles were reversed and now I felt like a creeper for thinking you were a dude.

Most of the girls on this forum produce videos to sell and there are few women who come to this fetish completely originally and out of experience and love for their boyfriend. And most of those women don’t give a detailed post like that. So, 1) thanks for giving the doubters hope 2) thanks for reminding us that our doubts might drive girls away (shout out to pt tang here for being the lone voice of reason) and 3) please consider it a compliment- a girl like you leaves every guy on this forum (and probably your boyfriend himself) in utter disbelief and your criticisms were valid.

Ideas (please keep in mind that the generalities I make come from my own experience and since we are all like snow flakes I reserve the right to be completely wrong)-

I divide domination into two categories: Pain and humiliation. I think it’s really just one category because humiliation is simply a form of emotional pain. The goal of both categories is to display power and control over the person. I think it’s popular in many bedrooms because people enjoy having control taken away from them. Psychologists say the emotional or physical pressure- release dynamic mimics what happens in an orgasm. They think most fetishes mimic this…clearly you can see how the “pressure-release“ system relates to our fetish.

Fart domination is hot because you get two layers of this dynamic- the pressure involved with the domination and the pressure involved with the fart. Many fart fetish guys who are into fart domination are into the humiliation side of domination because….well…smelling a fart never actually hurt anyone physically.

The humiliation here can be divided into many categories and each category has a bunch of fantasies.

1) Guys who like to be humiliated because they like farts. This guy likes to be made fun of because of his fetish. This seems weird because “having a strange fetish” seems to be the focus of the fetish itself.

a. Fantasies-

i. Take your boyfriend to a big store like wal-mart. Wait until a lot of people are around, let loose a SBD and then look at him in disgust. You can say something out loud like “Oh my god did you fart” “Your disgusting, that smells!”. Then walk away and leave your boyfriend in the isle with a boner.

ii. This scene works even if you don’t say anything since he will likely smell it and doing it will likely get him hard or at least horny and he’s not in a place to do anything about it and it will frustrate the hell out of him.

iii. Tie him to the bed, talk about how much gas you’ve had all day, buy a pair of underwear or stockings he hasn’t seen yet and pull your pants down to show him. Mock him for getting turned on by farting. “I can’t believe you’re into this…it’s kind of gross.” “I can’t even stand my own smell.” If you can’t fart then pretend like you have to but you want to hear him beg first. You can even make him tell you his fart fantasy whilst also blowing him and stopping to laugh at how pathetic he is.

iv. The “tell me your fantasy” trick can work in a lot of situation. If he isn’t into pain (or maybe if he is), you can beat him with a whip and have a recording device out. Press the play button but don’t put a tape in it. Only show him the back of the recorder or place it so far away he can’t see there isn’t a tape. Keep the ruse going and blackmail him with the tape you don’t have. It’s a win win because if he’s into you controlling him then he’ll enjoy the fact you have leverage and if the fantasy goes to far for him and he freaks out you can admit you never put a tape in it and look like a genius.

v. If you’re feeling ballzy and are 100% sure he’d be ok with it (or maybe get his ok first)- tell one of you’re girlfriend that he’s into it. Bring her around and bring it up while all three of you are there. She’ll probably laugh and she might be curious and ask what he likes about it. Simply explaining the fetish in this scenario can be humiliating and should at least get him hard if he’s in this category.

2) Guys who like to be humiliated because they are being farted on. This is all about asserting your control and the situation you are placing him in. Phrases like “you’ll have to lay there and smell it”, “don’t pass out on me, your dick will get soft if you do and I might want an orgasm later” “you should see the look on your face when I blast you”. Also, talking about the farts here makes him humiliated because of what’s happening to him and NOT because he’s enjoying it. In fact, pointing out that he enjoys it might even lessen his enjoyment (it makes it seem as though you’re actually doing it for him and he’s simply topping from the bottom). This is about you, not him, and your amusement in making him smell your gas. Laugh AT his situation and not AT him or WITH him. “Against his will” establishes control over him.

a. Fantasies-

i. Fantasies in this category don’t necessarily mean he has to be tied up. You can establish control by yelling at him to come over and smell it. While driving, farting and locking the window and telling him that he’ll have to smell it until you get home.

ii. The inability to fart at any one time doesn’t have to be a problem. You can make him carry a pair of handcuffs but don’t tell him why. Then one day while watching tv, tell him to put them on because you have a surprise for him (he’ll think it’s a fart). Tie the handcuffs that are behind his back to a string and then attach the string to a door. Bring out a jar with the lid on it, tell him you farted in it (even if you didn’t) and he can smell it if he can get the lid open. Place the lid just out of reach of the string. He’s humiliated even if you don’t fart because he put the hand cuffs on stupidly. You used his hornyness against him and you can mock him for it.

iii. I had an ex-gf who (after sex…esp. if I didn’t cum) would tie me to the bed and put a blindfold on me. She could never fart on command so I’d stay like that and sometimes I would smell something know she was in the room before she started laughing. One time I was laying there and I hurd a puff and the next thing I heard was “that’s right bitch you know what just happened”.

iv. Have five jars out and tell him you burped in four of them and farted in one of and if he can guess which one it is then you’ll blow him.


Most humiliation fantasies or domination fantasies on the internet can have farting interjected into them. That being said it seems as though your boyfriend likes farts AND likes fart domination. If he’s anything like the guys who are wanking to the fantasies I described than simply talking about the fetish will turn him on so you can use that even if you don’t have to fart (as I suspect you already have). For some more ideas you can go to-
http://www.asstr.org/~Closet_Fetishist/stories.html
Or there is actual fart domination porn you can get ideas from-
http://www.xvideos.com/video724012/rebecca_blue_fart_domination

DreamingForYou
15th September 2012, 07:02 AM
so i made the video for him and sent it to him but didn't say a word, he's just gonna find it in his email probably sometime tomorrow when he randomly checks it. mwahaha. i can't WAIT for that phone call.

also those caramel fiber one bars are delicious i could eat them all damn day!

there are so many awesome ideas y'all have given me. my head is absolutely swimming. i love the idea of waking him up in the morning by sitting on his face and farting. he is always so sensitive when he's tired or half asleep. that is definitely on my to do list! and also the 69, since we love that position anyways, it'll be really refreshing to put such a twist to it. i'll just drink a ton of water hehe.

regarding domination, i am almost positive he is into humiliation in that sense. i could see him completely appreciating me farting in a public place and blaming him.
i also get a strong sense that he does want to be made fun of for his fetish. he has as much as said so in previous conversations. when i duct taped him he said how he feels so dirty and nasty for wanting me to fart on him.

he would go absolutely insane if i made him beg me to fart. and that thought positively tickles me. i can just picture the look on his face. when he gets all submissive he has the most adorable, innocent look in his eyes. makes me just wanna purr.

the one with 5 jars, oh i am so doing that.

i love the handcuff idea because i know that once i let him go he would totally punish the fuck out of me <333


thanks again for all the help. i'm gonna keep making videos for him and whatnot, just to get as much practice as i can. i have until the 10th of october, and then it's fucking on like donkey kong.

yapyepyo
15th September 2012, 11:07 AM
Ok am I the only one not seeing the video because I missed the password? Welcome fish, hope you will have a good time :)

Slimsniffer
15th September 2012, 05:03 PM
I can't see the video either yap.

I'm glad this thread has found a more positive minded/productive path everyone =)

c.larter
15th September 2012, 05:28 PM
First I would just like to say: I never, for a SECOND, thought you were a boy! Just from your style of writing..it's very...well...'girlish' especially the way you described you pushing air back in his mouth when he blows air. Guys don't write that, it's just too cute ;P...anyway...this sucks BECAUSE
I have curiousity issues and I missed your password for the picture.
Can I have a looky? If it makes a dif, my emails [email protected]. Maybe, you know, send it?:)

GalzFartCushion
15th September 2012, 07:02 PM
and what might this password be?

Hahahalook2
15th September 2012, 09:35 PM
You know, looking at the OP for the first time, I don't see how people could think you're a dude. I've seen some pretty awful fakes over here and on other fetish forums who are only looking for attention/ to troll. All you did was ask for suggestions to please your boyfriend, and your sex life sounds pretty awesome. You really didn't have to prove anything to us based on that alone.

Mudofale
16th September 2012, 05:09 AM
You know, looking at the OP for the first time, I don't see how people could think you're a dude. I've seen some pretty awful fakes over here and on other fetish forums who are only looking for attention/ to troll. All you did was ask for suggestions to please your boyfriend, and your sex life sounds pretty awesome. You really didn't have to prove anything to us based on that alone.

When you spend 50% of your free time on the internet you can tell the difference between a guy and a girl by the way they type. It's like being able to tell if a basket ball is going to make it into the rim, after some time of watching and playing you just get a feel for it. That and, there are certain signs you can follow. When all else fails do a back ground check on the person with the information you get from what they gave you. I never accept anything someone claims to be unless all the facts check out.

DreamingForYou
16th September 2012, 05:31 PM
i took the video down cause i already proved what i needed to. i'm gonna be on later tonight to let you guys know just how much he appreciated that video i sent him <333 =)

Furio
16th September 2012, 09:59 PM
The video where she proved she is a girl was super hot, you guys are missing out ::nyam

Swedish Fart!
17th September 2012, 08:53 PM
Thankfully, my guy is a fart fetishist, and he loves my farts. He loves to sniff my butt, and when I fart in his face, BOING goes the didgeridoo! The bedroom is kinda stinky after we're done having sex, yeah... xD

fart1234
17th September 2012, 09:50 PM
i took the video down cause i already proved what i needed to. i'm gonna be on later tonight to let you guys know just how much he appreciated that video i sent him <333 =)


It would make my day if you messaged me the password...

mpac344
17th September 2012, 10:36 PM
Thankfully, my guy is a fart fetishist, and he loves my farts. He loves to sniff my butt, and when I fart in his face, BOING goes the didgeridoo! The bedroom is kinda stinky after we're done having sex, yeah... xD
Sounds like a lucky guy :) Welcome to the forum.

Swedish Fart!
18th September 2012, 06:19 AM
Sounds like a lucky guy :) Welcome to the forum.

Thanks a lot! :)

And yeah, it's nice to be with someone who shares your fetish. Makes sex life sooo much better!

fartslave09
18th September 2012, 08:22 AM
i'm starting to suspect that this forum is more of a cult following, what with needing video footage of me to confirm my identity and all....
and i'm creepy? well, maybe i am. and i don't exactly think like most girls, or talk like them. which is why i see how it would be necessary to prove that i'm not a dude.
but i make no promises when it comes to my intelligence or the fact that the way i present myself often distresses and disconcerts those around me.
also, i'm not cute. but here's my awkward video, y'all.
http://s907.photobucket.com/albums/ac273/lizzaayy_bucket/?action=view&current=Video5.mp4

Password needed can you give it to me please?

Swedish Fart!
18th September 2012, 08:43 AM
Welcome to the forum!! It's great to see another girl on here. I do understand how you guys get doubtful, cause I know how common it is for guys to pose as girls on forums that have mostly male members. I've seen it happen on so many other forums I've been on, and yes they have doubted me too, and I can't really blame them cause back then I was too shy to have an avatar pic of myself.

Guess that's going to happen to me too. Gah. As for my avatar pic, I didn't know if I should upload one of myself, or just something completely different, but I stuck with a crappy pic of myself ( wanted to upload a better pic, but the quality got even worse on that one so... gah ).

And, to "doubters", here is my DeviantArt page. I've posted a lot of personal pics, as well as old modelling stuff, and I got close friends on there, so you could always ask them that I am a real person. :)
http://rancorfood.deviantart.com/

MissTootyBooty
18th September 2012, 10:57 PM
Guess that's going to happen to me too. Gah. As for my avatar pic, I didn't know if I should upload one of myself, or just something completely different, but I stuck with a crappy pic of myself ( wanted to upload a better pic, but the quality got even worse on that one so... gah ).

And, to "doubters", here is my DeviantArt page. I've posted a lot of personal pics, as well as old modelling stuff, and I got close friends on there, so you could always ask them that I am a real person. :)
http://rancorfood.deviantart.com/

You're absolutely gorgeous!

mpac344
18th September 2012, 11:28 PM
You're absolutely gorgeous!
Agreed! :)

lololo
19th October 2012, 04:29 AM
The three girls on this thread haven't posted in weeks...


*whistles*

MissTootyBooty
19th October 2012, 04:20 PM
The three girls on this thread haven't posted in weeks...


*whistles*

-1 lol. Not sure where Swedish Fart went though. I sent her a pm on here but never received any answer. Also a guy from the forum that I talk to said he did talk to her a bit a few weeks back but then she just went poof and has been m.i.a. ever since lol.

lololo
19th October 2012, 05:13 PM
-1? I was asking. It felt like the OP used this forum for a it of advice then died.

MissTootyBooty
19th October 2012, 08:56 PM
-1 means me posting. I didn't see a '?' so I thought you meant it as a statement instead of a question. But yeah the OP obviously started the thread to get some advice.

sourmold11
20th October 2012, 03:00 AM
In Other News???...



*Batcaves & Crickets*

1313Jr.1313
20th October 2012, 06:58 PM
-1 lol. Not sure where Swedish Fart went though. I sent her a pm on here but never received any answer. Also a guy from the forum that I talk to said he did talk to her a bit a few weeks back but then she just went poof and has been m.i.a. ever since lol.

let me guess, blaze?