I fucking hate this fetish (I just need to vent)

[El Eno]

Nothing against you guys or anything, but it's just that this kink happends to be making my life shit. The reason? My 12 year old kid sister.
If she had run in on me watching fart porn or in some other way found out about my fetish and tried to blackmail me about it'd be fine. Well probarbly not, but it's better than the current issue...
You see, my sister is probarbly one of the greatest farters currently alive or something like that. And it drives me fucking insane. And she knows it... She probarbly thinks I'm just grossed out, which isn't far from the truth as I'm getting torn up inside from my own sister who's also a minor being the closest thing to my ultimate fantasy.
One time I almost masturbated to her, luckily I pulled out in the last second. We had been at a family gathering, you know the type, really boring with a load of distant relatives you don't know and have no intention of getting known with. My sister (who was 10 at the time making it even more sicker) was told that she had better hold her farts in during the dinner or she would have to sit at the childrens table (she hates our cousin).
I guess this would be the time to explain her condition. She has this trick where she can suck air up her ass wich I dare sasy is the major contributor to her talent, but at the same time she has this colon disorder (some kind of chronic flatulence I think, I haven't wanted to look too much into it) so she's really gassy naturally as well. What a killer combo right? If only it had been my next door crush or something instead... -_-
Either way, she had to hold in the natural part of her farts during the entire dinner which if I remember correctly trekked a little over two and a half hours. So when we finally leave the table she goes upstairs with the two cousins she actually likes and I followed them because I think the three of them are really nice kids and way better company than my alcoholized grand-uncle. In retroperspective thisis probarbly the dumbest thing I have done because when we get upstairs my sis exclaims that she's been holding it in for three hours now (she must have the spitcher control of a shaolin monk...) and that she wants to see if she can beat her personal best. She asks me to take the time as I'm the only one with a watch of us four and then she leans over on the couch and rips what is probarbly the biggest fart I will ever witness. Unfortunately...
Have you guys seen that Simone clip where she's in a red and black superhero costume and rips this really loud monster fart of about 8 seconds? Yeah, well this motherfucker was at least just as loud as that one but it lasted (and I can still hardly believe it) 26 seconds!!
Do you understand my pain now? I live under the same roof as a girl who could outfart a flock of elephants, and she's my own fucking sister and a minor at that!!
After she had ripped that unholy beast of a fart we practically had to evacuate the second floor because the smell was so intense. One of my cousins actually puked from the smell, but she's a squeamish little wimp so I doubt it counts for much. After a while the stink started spreading over the house and a portion of the party actually moved outside, even if we opened the window it stuck around for at least 15 minutes or so.
I was so awestruck by her preformance I actually was overcome with the temptation to sneak into a bathroom in the basement and masturbate. I went of for a little while but then I luckily managed to snap out of it before I came. I splashed some cold water from the sink in my face to calm down and just sat there for a while. I was afraid to meet my sister again in case she pulled of something like that again, but I figured it would be suspicious if I was away for too long. I can't really remember how the rest of the party went, except for my uncle getting in a fight with my grand-dad, but I remember the car trip home.
My mom thinks my sister's farting is nasty and don't want her to, but my dad thinks it's funny and often jokes around with her about it. He asked sis if that "poison mist" right after dinner was her work and that he was really imperssed by it. He asked me what the time on it was and I reluctantly awnsered 26 seconds wich really got him going, he kept talking about world records and TV preformance, just bullshitting of course but it didn't help me tring to fight back an erection. Neither did it help with my sister trying to repeat her preformance...
And this is in essence how my life is. There are few things I find more disgusting than incest and paedophilia, and this fert fetish is dragging me down both paths.

I fucking hate this fetish!

[beneathyou431]

You know what man? I honestly feel bad for you. I actually understand your pain. Not to say I've ever gone through anything simiar, but I could picture myself in that situation and being very frustrated.

Hang in there dude. That's probably the best advice I can give you.

The other thing you could do is maybe convince yourself that it's the farts from a female that you like, not the farts from your sister. I know that if (by some miracle) I witness or smell a good fart knowing it's from a female, I don't always think about THAT particular female. Keep this in mind, and maybe you can erase some of the guilt. Otherwise dude, I dunno.

[fartonmegirl]

I really feel sorry for you too man... it's some shit!

actually I have tried something lil simular with my big sister though... She dosen't have chronolical flatulence or what the name of that thingy is, but she can burp louder than a hardcore Trucker... She only did this when we were alone in the house though... luckily we don't live under the same roof anymore so it isn't such a big problem anymore... and then I found this great forum too! :) So my advice is that: download all the vids you can and don't have from this site, ask your mom and dad if you can get a lock or something (for the door), and maybe when your sister gets a little older possible more mature (don't know her, so I don't know how she is) and tell her about your fetish... Ofcourse you should probably make her promise that she wouldn't tell anyone about it... Well can't think of anything ells mate...

Only thing I can say is... Hang in there and you'll pull through somehow... ::great

[Guzara]

well, all I can say I am a lucky guy and farting of my sister doesn't turn me on.
Even farting of any person in my family doesn't turn me on.

Try to escape from that and you will help yourself.
I don't know any other (clever) suggestion for you right now. :unsure

[ps3_enet]

Originally posted by El Eno
Nothing against you guys or anything, but it's just that this kink happends to be making my life shit. The reason? My 12 year old kid sister.
If she had run in on me watching fart porn or in some other way found out about my fetish and tried to blackmail me about it'd be fine. Well probarbly not, but it's better than the current issue...
You see, my sister is probarbly one of the greatest farters currently alive or something like that. And it drives me fucking insane. And she knows it... She probarbly thinks I'm just grossed out, which isn't far from the truth as I'm getting torn up inside from my own sister who's also a minor being the closest thing to my ultimate fantasy.
One time I almost masturbated to her, luckily I pulled out in the last second. We had been at a family gathering, you know the type, really boring with a load of distant relatives you don't know and have no intention of getting known with. My sister (who was 10 at the time making it even more sicker) was told that she had better hold her farts in during the dinner or she would have to sit at the childrens table (she hates our cousin).
I guess this would be the time to explain her condition. She has this trick where she can suck air up her ass wich I dare sasy is the major contributor to her talent, but at the same time she has this colon disorder (some kind of chronic flatulence I think, I haven't wanted to look too much into it) so she's really gassy naturally as well. What a killer combo right? If only it had been my next door crush or something instead... -_-
Either way, she had to hold in the natural part of her farts during the entire dinner which if I remember correctly trekked a little over two and a half hours. So when we finally leave the table she goes upstairs with the two cousins she actually likes and I followed them because I think the three of them are really nice kids and way better company than my alcoholized grand-uncle. In retroperspective thisis probarbly the dumbest thing I have done because when we get upstairs my sis exclaims that she's been holding it in for three hours now (she must have the spitcher control of a shaolin monk...) and that she wants to see if she can beat her personal best. She asks me to take the time as I'm the only one with a watch of us four and then she leans over on the couch and rips what is probarbly the biggest fart I will ever witness. Unfortunately...
Have you guys seen that Simone clip where she's in a red and black superhero costume and rips this really loud monster fart of about 8 seconds? Yeah, well this motherfucker was at least just as loud as that one but it lasted (and I can still hardly believe it) 26 seconds!!
Do you understand my pain now? I live under the same roof as a girl who could outfart a flock of elephants, and she's my own fucking sister and a minor at that!!
After she had ripped that unholy beast of a fart we practically had to evacuate the second floor because the smell was so intense. One of my cousins actually puked from the smell, but she's a squeamish little wimp so I doubt it counts for much. After a while the stink started spreading over the house and a portion of the party actually moved outside, even if we opened the window it stuck around for at least 15 minutes or so.
I was so awestruck by her preformance I actually was overcome with the temptation to sneak into a bathroom in the basement and masturbate. I went of for a little while but then I luckily managed to snap out of it before I came. I splashed some cold water from the sink in my face to calm down and just sat there for a while. I was afraid to meet my sister again in case she pulled of something like that again, but I figured it would be suspicious if I was away for too long. I can't really remember how the rest of the party went, except for my uncle getting in a fight with my grand-dad, but I remember the car trip home.
My mom thinks my sister's farting is nasty and don't want her to, but my dad thinks it's funny and often jokes around with her about it. He asked sis if that "poison mist" right after dinner was her work and that he was really imperssed by it. He asked me what the time on it was and I reluctantly awnsered 26 seconds wich really got him going, he kept talking about world records and TV preformance, just bullshitting of course but it didn't help me tring to fight back an erection. Neither did it help with my sister trying to repeat her preformance...
And this is in essence how my life is. There are few things I find more disgusting than incest and paedophilia, and this fert fetish is dragging me down both paths.

I fucking hate this fetish!i hate this fetish too, and your not the only one either, Im not going to even get into detail lol.

[pseudo]

post clips of your sister in 6 years

[fartsucker123]

keep it OUT of the family mate. ::great

[Letoff_100]

How did you know the fart lasted 26 seconds, did you actually count while she was doing it, or was there a clock on the wall with a second hand right above where she was.

I'm sorry, but there is a couple of things about this post that doesn't sound right, especially the part about the fart clearing the whole house out from the second floor down. We are talking about a kid here aren't we?

I would seriously urge fellow members that share this kink to be very cautious in replying to this NEW poster on the subject of his kid sister either in this post or future ones. It could be a trap.

This is a niche forum and it could get gassyboss and members into trouble and we don't want that. Please don't think I'm being a s.o.b. I'm just concerned about people being led into saying something quite innocently, and then the forum being stitched up. That would be terrible!

My two cents worth!

[1313Jr.1313]

Originally posted by Letoff_100
How did you know the fart lasted 26 seconds, did you actually count while she was doing it, or was there a clock on the wall with a second hand right above where she was.

I'm sorry, but there is a couple of things about this post that doesn't sound right, especially the part about the fart clearing the whole house out from the second floor down. We are talking about a kid here aren't we?

I would seriously urge fellow members that share this kink to be very cautious in replying to this NEW poster on the subject of his kid sister either in this post or future ones. It could be a trap.

This is a niche forum and it could get gassyboss and members into trouble and we don't want that. Please don't think I'm being a s.o.b. I'm just concerned about people being led into saying something quite innocently, and then the forum being stitched up. That would be terrible!

My two cents worth!

umm... he says there was a timer (his watch) and she had him time it for her new record or whatever. the point of the story wasn't the fart, it was the fact that he has the fetish, and the best person for the job can't possibly be told about it. he is put in an awkward situation and needs advice, explain what is wrong with the post. (and in all fairness to you, he is sketchy about the "problems") either way, we aren't exactly discussing child porn in any sense of the term, so let sleeping dogs lie.

[Letoff_100]

Nobody here can solve this guys 'problem'. If he's aroused by this then that's a fact like anything else that a person has a thing about. Best thing he can do is go to the bathroom and whack off as many times as is neccesary to get it off his chest until the next time. Nobody will know what's in his head. Heck, he can even enjoy breathing it in until the air clears and nobody will know.

I'm just bothered this individual is trying to solicit remarks that empathise and encourage him to somehow comsumate his fetish with his sis. This could happen innocently in a genuine attempt to help, even though a member didn't intend anything sordid. Very dangerous waters in my opinion. I'd stay clear.

[miche]

Hi friend.
I am in this fetish since I was 5, I think, years old.
In the following years I was very confused about the targets.
I'm sure I'm not gay...but sometimes I was turned on by male's farts because, I think, that farts were the only contact to the fetish I have had.
I remember a time I was turned on by series of farts coming from my grandmother too. EWWW!!!! If I think about it now I think I vomit!!!
But later I experimented a lot of female fart smell by classmates that were not shy with farting. One time one of them, that likes me very much, maked me smell her nude asshole...it smelled like fonzies. I think the fonzie-like ass smell is the best.
Any way...don't worry if sometimes you are excited by unusual people. The only concern is to resist to the worst temptations in order to not become a maniac.
It's like all other things...the correct dose is arrousal, but if you cannot limit yourself it's a poison!

Sorry for my dusty english(I'm italian)...but I hope my words have helped a little

[Maniac]

Originally posted by Letoff_100
How did you know the fart lasted 26 seconds, did you actually count while she was doing it, or was there a clock on the wall with a second hand right above where she was.

I'm sorry, but there is a couple of things about this post that doesn't sound right, especially the part about the fart clearing the whole house out from the second floor down. We are talking about a kid here aren't we?



What he forgot to mention was the fact that his sister is actually 18 feet tall.

Just for the record, OP, if any of your story is true, then, despite the massive taboo around it, I'm happy to inform you that sexual confusion in various forms is not uncommon at certain ages - I assume you are relatively young if you have a 12-year-old sister. Just keep it quiet and don't worry.

Or of course you can take an easy 3 step plan:

1. Wait 6 years.
2. 'Accidentally' stumble across this fetish on the internet and humorously inform your sister.
3. Buy stock and make $$$.

I'd recommend my first comment though.

[Bobba]

I'm gonna sound immature..and yes, feel free to bash me all you want guys (especially the pedoz who suggested to wack off of it) But....


DUDE ...your own 10 yo Sis !!! ::shok

[kelljiro]

Whatever floats your boat is a good way to put it don't freak out about it, just enjoy it but don't take it any farther then that, cause if your tring to avoid incest her finding out about your fetish is the worst possible outcome,
A) she'll fart for you on purpose causing a chain rxn that'll result in incest
B) she'll blackmail you and force you to do her chores or whatever
C) she'll tell your parents right away
D) she'll secretly never tell you she found out and later try to fart for you
so dont let her find out about your fetish

[Shoddragon]

what if shes a retard and does not even know what a fetish is ? huh? gives u something to think about does it not? also jacking off to her, well, technically that is not pedophiliae, because you do not want to have sex with her ( i should HOPE not lol), rape her, etc. besides, when u get a gf u can pleasure yourself to her. If i were in your positon, ( bash me all you want I seriously do not care) I would masturbate. hell every chance I would get. also if she tries to blackmail you, pimp slap her LOL.

Also you could also sit down and have a nice long talk about it and etc. althoghu if shes a bitch that won't relaly work lol. try watever, if she does not know bout fetish,e tc, I say masturbate, I mean seriously.

hundreds of years ago people in the same family ( cousins AND IMMEDIATE O_O) used to love each other and make love to each other, hell even get MARRIED to each other ( see Cirano de bergerac(search on google)).

also people who were like 21 would marry people who were like 8 >_<. so do not tihnk of it as OMFG weird. that or try to do what boss suggest, try to build an immunity to it. but then if u get a gf that farts for you tehre could be some confusion between her and your sis. so try to do the first one adn explain. good luck :).

[Letoff_100]

Originally posted by Bobba
I'm gonna sound immature..and yes, feel free to bash me all you want guys (especially the pedoz who suggested to wack off of it) But....


DUDE ...your own 10 yo Sis !!! ::shok

Fella, if you read the post by El Eno you'll see that he seems to be tormented by the fact that his little sister is doing something that arouses him. Asuming that this lengthy essay is true and not a complete fantasy, then I consider the best thing he can do is to sort himself out in private, because there is nothing for him to gain by NOT doing so.

Referring to me as a pedoz (I assume you mean paedophile) is insulting and uncalled for and you need to choose your words more carefully.

Interestingly enough, we have not yet had any reply from El Eno following his first post to the forum, which suggests to me that this is purely an attempt to get people excited and possibly say the wrong things. We have to remember that there are people that would love to get this board shut down and this would be a victory for them.

Come on El Eno me 'ol mucker, some of us here actually seem to believe your story about a 12 year old that farts like an elephant while you stand there with a stopwatch trying to hide a bulge in your pants.
COME ON....I've been called a pedoz for my efforts in trying to alert people to a potential trap... speak, or forever hold your peace! :)

[martin_f66]

one thing that amazes me with this fetish is the number of posters who believe certain farts are real in clips that are clearly faked and that believe certain stories are real that are clearly not.

nice creative writing.

26 seconds = bullshit.

no further comments needed on this.

[El Eno]

Thanks for all the feedback guys, means a lot to me. Thanksfor the advice and everything, but I will NEVER masturbate to my own sister, I really can't think of anything that's more wrong than that! And I don't think I'll want to sell her out to the fetish. Would be far too akward to see a bunch of forum posts of how how guys would want to "take" her...

And just to clear some things up...

-Me being turned on by my sister is completely unwilling. DO NOT WANT!
-I wrote this to vent out my frustration over the whole situation, and hearing the opinions of you other fetishists on the matter. I'm not trying to do a FBI crash on this site or anything, I'm fishing for symapthy, not pedos.
-I am 21 years old, my parents were young when they had me and thusly wanted to wait a while for the next kid.
-When I say 26 second I just base it upon how long my sis says it was, and she most likely exaggerates. I don't remember ecactly how long I measured it as, but it certainly was in the 20 second rage. I'd say 23 seconds if I have to make an estimate. But it really was that long. She claims to have done several in the one minute range that were just drawn out squeaky ones and not loud like the one I told you about, but that again is probarbly (and in my case, hopefully) just exaggeration...

I understand some of you are sceptical, but I ensure you this is unfortunately very very true.

[jaydee.gabriel]

I aint givin you no sympathy for posting what can only be described as an incredibly rehearsed softcore fantasy about your kid sister. Chris Meloni and Ice-T hunt fucks like you on SVU you fuckin weirdo. Not that I don't get it. I have a cousin I thought was pretty sexy. Until I turned 13. Now I'm 25. And she's in her 30's. And you're still a disturbed chester in the making. Here's my advice. Spank your monkey. No one knows but us (since you were dumb ebough to tell everyone what you wanted to do). And we could care less if you fuck your mom just so long as you post clips of it.
Next, wait til she hits 18 then pimp her out on clips for sale or something.
And never waste our time with sob stories again.

[Shoddragon]

Originally posted by jaydee.gabriel
I aint givin you no sympathy for posting what can only be described as an incredibly rehearsed softcore fantasy about your kid sister. Chris Meloni and Ice-T hunt fucks like you on SVU you fuckin weirdo. Not that I don't get it. I have a cousin I thought was pretty sexy. Until I turned 13. Now I'm 25. And she's in her 30's. And you're still a disturbed chester in the making. Here's my advice. Spank your monkey. No one knows but us (since you were dumb ebough to tell everyone what you wanted to do). And we could care less if you fuck your mom just so long as you post clips of it.
Next, wait til she hits 18 then pimp her out on clips for sale or something.
And never waste our time with sob stories again.

thats what I said lolz. People used to FUCK and MARRY THEIR SISTERS CENTURIES AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! althoghu we are much more of gentleman, masturbating<<<<<<< sex with sister in terms of wrongness. also just masturbate rather than kill yourself. perhaps the man upstairs made her that way to keep you enjoyed till the right girl comes along :)

[SionDS]

Originally posted by fartsucker123
keep it OUT of the family mate. ::great


What's wrong with incest?

[1313Jr.1313]

Originally posted by SionDS

Originally posted by fartsucker123
keep it OUT of the family mate. ::great


What's wrong with incest?

in the states it's not exactly what legal professors would call "legal"

and to you eno, good luck getting over your sister's gas

[DesLugath]

Originally posted by 1313Jr.1313

Originally posted by SionDS

Originally posted by fartsucker123
keep it OUT of the family mate. ::great


What's wrong with incest?

in the states it's not exactly what legal professors would call "legal"

and to you eno, good luck getting over your sister's gas

He should know that because he lives in the u.s. unless california has its own laws involving incest... ::funny

[Bobba]

sorry guys, But i must stand with Jaydee on that one...
either you are weirde..or you are just really weird...I have a younger sister who,s 2 years younger, she the most beautiful woman alive to me...BUT..that only gives me a reason to make her potential BFs suffer cauz she is and will always remain my sister...and how the fuk can you "naturaly" get a hard on over your own fuking flesh and blood...that,s fucked up...I don't get a boner when I accidentally open the bath door on my naked sis (happened once)...

so yeah man...you need a shrink...or do like that ones that will not accept their faggotness and zap your tougue with electricity everytime you hear her fart...i dunno man...

do something...or end up in jail...

[Vector]

Wow, 26 seconds is very impressive, but VERY hard to believe from a 10 year old girl. If it is true, I can just imagine what other stories need to exhumed.

I don't know if you guys remember, but I remember a time I read a story about a boy who's mother had TERRIBLE gas one night. It was an incest story (I didn't know until the end) The boy's father was drunk and passed out in the bed while the mother kept farting these LOUD obnoxious farts in the bedroom. He could hear them clearly while the door was closed, and the frequency and volume was turning him on so much that he actually knocked on the door. His mother said "come in" and the boy proceeded to walk in the room and sit on the edge of the bed. He was in the middle of a conversation with his mother when she let out a HUGE LONG obnoxious sounding fart and he couldn't take it anymore and fucked his mothers brains out that night during her gassy episode.

[Guzara]

Whatever, Incest is completely turn off for me.Sick.

[Rikod]

Not only is the story obviously bullshit, I just don't like the fact that someone is writing about under age kids on this site, let alone incest. Why would anyone post anything of this nature? Let's get a grip and stick to the real fetish. 18+ women farting for us. This chain should be deleted and flagged for future ones similar.

Just my opinion.

[SionDS]

Yeah, id like to clear this up...

Im OK with incest, but im IN NO WAY into underage girls.

[pzirm]

How could you be turned on by your own sister? That's like fukking your own mother. The way how you talk it sounds like you might rape your sister someday. You're a pedophile in the making. Not good son. Not good.

Seek help before it's too late.

[1313Jr.1313]

the whole story was about how he DIDN'T want to be turned on by her... i don't see how people are bringing incest or even ANY kind of sex into this.

[Connect]

Incest?

More like WINcest!



...hurr

[1313Jr.1313]

Originally posted by Connect
Incest?

More like WINcest!



...hurr

fucking awesome

[splat]

Agreed. I wish I had a sister. I would lose bets to her all the time.

[FartPallete]

Originally posted by pzirm
How could you be turned on by your own sister? That's like fukking your own mother. The way how you talk it sounds like you might rape your sister someday. You're a pedophile in the making. Not good son. Not good.

Seek help before it's too late.

I agree the guy does need to seek help, but from what I understand he is aware of that himself, and is trying to better himself as a person.
The fact he caught himself masturbating to her which I am sure mentally he could not help, yet stops himself, shows some strength in wanting to make changes.
Don't get me wrong i am not into incest, I don't have a sister anyway, but I am not one to judge someone who is, especially since I get off on girls farting.
The only fetishes I am against and think whoever haves them needs to get help is pedophilia, and beastiality. Pretty much anything that causes someone else to unwillingly suffer.

Edit: I guess in a way I have made girls suffer, because I would ask them to hold their farts in until I get there, or have them eat horrible foods which would make them unhealthy, and suffer from stomach aches. damn it I'm a bad guy too!!