Sadness about this fetish lol.

[girlfartsrhot]

Ok so here's the thing. As some of you may have read before, I haven't had an experience involving a girl farting yet. I have a friend that I told I had this fetish to, and she was like oh I fart all the time, my bf hates it...And she said she'd fart for me if we ever hung out. She's single now as far as I know, and she stopped talking to me like 4 months ago, wouldn't respond to a text or anything. Just a few minutes ago, I got a text from her asking if I was at work... I said no why? She answered nvm. I'm pretty sure she was gonna come to my workplace and fart for me, because she had no other reason to text me asking that... I'm so sad right now lol.

Just had to get this off my chest.

[mofcorpr]

If she texted you after all this time, she'll probably text you again, or you can finally text her back now.

[girlfartsrhot]

Yeah hopefully she will again, but I texted her back again and she didn't answer... So yet again, leaning more towards that.

[FartPallette69]

Well I'd hate to say it, but sounds like she may be a little creeped out by you.
The whole work thing is she could have wanted something from your work.
Now I only say this without full knowledge, but when she discussed farting for you that was probably in play, and she didn't take you seriously at the time.
Then I assume you got really excited by that and kept pestering her about it, which scared her away.
Again I don't have full knowledge of the story nor know where you work to know if she wanted to get something from you at that work for a discount or free.
Nor do I know if you bothered her over and over again.
Nor do I know if she texted the wrong person thinking you were someone else and then figured out who you were when you responded (I have texted the wrong names before)
Just some food for thought, because it seems strange that a girl would say she would love to fart on you and then ignore you while she is single.
It just sounds like you saw a different side of the story.
I can undrtstand how desperate people get with this fetish (I am guilty myself)

[girlfartsrhot]

Okay well here's more to the story. I doubt she wanted something from my workplace, I sell bows and guns lol. Also, I never pestered her about it because at the time my fetish was not nearly as full-fledged(?) as it is now. What made her stop talking to me is I said something one way when I meant to say it the other and it really pissed her off and made her like hate me, then we were good again like 2 months later, then I said something to irritate her again on accident and now this whole thing happened. So yeahh idk.

[FartPallette69]

Okay well here's more to the story. I doubt she wanted something from my workplace, I sell bows and guns lol. Also, I never pestered her about it because at the time my fetish was not nearly as full-fledged(?) as it is now. What made her stop talking to me is I said something one way when I meant to say it the other and it really pissed her off and made her like hate me, then we were good again like 2 months later, then I said something to irritate her again on accident and now this whole thing happened. So yeahh idk.
Well that makes sense too.
However are you kidding me? Bows and Guns are the hook up.
I'd send all kinds of girls your way to fart on you to get some discounts.

[girlfartsrhot]

Well that makes sense too.
However are you kidding me? Bows and Guns are the hook up.
I'd send all kinds of girls your way to fart on you to get some discounts.

haha please do then.

[lemmy]

Send flowers to her home and say in a card that you have never felt so bad about hurting someone you cared for so much and that you really miss your friendship with her and that that means the world to you....

Try that man, when someone is mature enough to see others have taken responsibility for their actions and truly are sorry they tend to show their forgiving side and give you only one more chance. But after that....don't bring it up for another 6 months at least, so that she doesn't feel that that is a factor on why you actually wanted her friendship back. Let her bring it up far down the road or she might even bring it up sooner. But try to leave it alone because you're not 100% sure how much of that could cause another friendship breakup.

Another thing...don't make it a sexual thing....make it more of a funny/curiosity thing.....less chance of it backfiring. I've gotten fully facefarted by about 6 girls now and it all came about through fun and joking around and being outgoing....

Good luck.

[neroangelus]

go ask her over!

[effingbillgates]

Friends of the opposite sex can get really weird with you all of a sudden when they're single, if they don't want you to see them as "available". It sounds to me like she only wants to be friends with you, and once she has a boyfriend again she might simmer down and start hanging out with you again. The irony is that she isn't able to relax around you and fart around you the way friends do, because she'd be knowing it turns you on, and therefore giving you the wrong idea. She'd probably be relaxed enough to fart around you all the time if she didn't know you had a fetish about it. The story to learn from all this is that you have to figure out who to tell these things to, and who not to tell. If it's someone you know you're destined only to be friends with, don't tell them, unless they're such good friends with you that they know you'll never see them sexually, and you know they'll help you find someone.

By the way, when you say "I haven't had an experience involving a girl farting yet" you don't mean that you've never experienced a girl farting before, do you? You just mean you've never experienced it in a deliberately sexual situation. If you've never experienced a girl farting around you before, I suggest you reflect on your female friendships in general. It's normal for females to fart around people they feel comfortable with, and I can't believe an adult would say they've never known a girl to fart. I hope that's not what you're saying, anyway.

[girlfartsrhot]

Send flowers to her home and say in a card that you have never felt so bad about hurting someone you cared for so much and that you really miss your friendship with her and that that means the world to you....

Try that man, when someone is mature enough to see others have taken responsibility for their actions and truly are sorry they tend to show their forgiving side and give you only one more chance. But after that....don't bring it up for another 6 months at least, so that she doesn't feel that that is a factor on why you actually wanted her friendship back. Let her bring it up far down the road or she might even bring it up sooner. But try to leave it alone because you're not 100% sure how much of that could cause another friendship breakup.

Another thing...don't make it a sexual thing....make it more of a funny/curiosity thing.....less chance of it backfiring. I've gotten fully facefarted by about 6 girls now and it all came about through fun and joking around and being outgoing....

Good luck.


go ask her over!


I'm sorry, but lol to both of these... So lemmy, i've never even hung out with her alone, and when she quit talking to me the first time, I was the most apologetic guy ever so i think she knows I want this friendship, it's just that I'm not entirely sure if she does lol. And I never went straight out and told her I have this fetish, it all started when she texted me saying "I just farted. The End." And I was like "lol girls don't fart", then she said, "I do it around my bf all the time," so i said something along the lines of, "well i don't believe you, if you have guts, then you'd show me in person, cuz I've been told that girls never fart." Yeahh that is a little aggressive, but at the same time, I wasn't like "omg I need you to fart on me so I can jizz to it..."

Andd thanks for the luck, the way things are going for me and this fetish now, I'm going to need it, still waiting for that first experience.

[FartPallette69]

I am the same as Lemmy 99 percent of the time I have witnessed girls farting (besides fetish videos, and random candid videos on the net) was all from a sense of humor and playfullness.
The rest was from telling the girl I have a fart fetish.
I have had waaaay more luck not making it into a fetish thing.
I have had waaay more face farts from it not being a fetish thing.
I'm not saying it's easy to get to that point of having a girl fart directly in your face without her thinking this turns you on.
But take baby steps.
DO NOT keep talking about it, learn to know when to change the subject and when it is safe to bring the subject back up.
Especially now a days that people are aware of our fetish, because of the idiots who want to be loud about it and making us all look like degenrates.
and the brazilian fart videos and that cake fart shit that has made its way to cult phenomenoms but in a negative way.

[ffantasy1]

@FartPallette: While I agree that he shouldn't dwell on the fetish and make it the only thing he talks about, I disagree with you on a couple things. For one, I wouldn't say there are many people aware of our fetish. Sure, cakefarts and MFX being used as "shock sites" gave us some negative attention for a while, but that seems to be over now and nobody really talks about them that much anymore. Besides that, girls in general tend to be more unaware of such sites and videos anyway since it's mainly guys that go around showing each other the "weird porn" they find. Obviously some girls have seen and heard of such videos, but I'd say there's still tons of women that don't know of our fetish because in general, the only fetishes women tend to be aware of are the really mainstream ones like feet or shoes and stuff like that. Of course, I live in an area that's pretty conservative as far as stuff like this goes, so I'm pretty sure that has something to do with it.

Besides that, girls can still be open minded about stuff like this. Like I've said here in the past, the only girls I've told about this were ones I knew online only and not in real life, so feel free to take my experiences with a grain of salt. Either way, though, the girls I've told online about it seemed to be a lot more open minded than I expected. Basically I explained the fetish with my specifics, which probably helped since I'm into the more tame side of this fetish. For example, I'm not even into the smell or facefarts or anything so I told them about how I'm mainly into girls just farting near or on me in more humorous settings. Most of them told me they thought it was funny and kind of cute how I was able to incorporate humor into my romantic fantasies and that it was also kind of sweet how I associated it with a girl's sense of comfort near me.

Maybe I'm just being a bit optimistic here, but the way I see it, as long as a girl likes you and you tell her your specific turn ons with this fetish, she'd probably be willing to try it, especially if you're like me and into the more mild side of things. Sure, if you are into the more extreme side of this fetish, it would more than likely take a lot more work to get a girl to act on some of your more "hardcore" fantasies related to it, but I think most girls would be open minded about it if they liked you enough and you presented it in a way that made it less weird or gross and appealed more to their sense of humor or romantic side.

[lemmy]

are you looking for advice or a shrink?

[girlfartsrhot]

Haha well that was helpful, and i'm into the more tame side as well, I prefer farts in tight jeans the most. And umm this is all pretty helpful, not gonna lie, thanks so far everyone. Sorta cheering me up and giving me new ways to look into this fetish a little. :)

[ffantasy1]

Heh, I knew you were into the more tame side because I remember you agreeing with me in the "does your fetish have any specifics?" thread. :P

Anyway, like I said, just as long as you present it as something fun and playful, chances are, girls will be more willing to try it. While I admit, I haven't talked to many girls online about this fetish, I did ask a few of them I told about it what they'd do if they had a boyfriend that had this fetish. Most of them said something along the lines of "I'd probably have to laugh, but I'd do it if I liked a guy and he asked." Again, while I haven't talked to many girls about the subject, I can't help but notice their answer is similar to the reaction most of the women people here talked to about it: a lot of people say their girlfriend or wife laughed, but was supportive. This means I can't help but feel that most girls - or at least a large amount of them - feel the same way.

I know that was off topic, but what I'm basically trying to get at is that, while it can feel a little lonely to not have a girl in your life farting for you, don't get too upset over it. Instead, just remember that there are several girls out there that would be OK with this fetish if they like you enough. Again, this is probably going to sound a bit cheesy and idealistic of me, but rather than focusing on the fetish, just worry about getting in a relationship with someone you truly feel connected to and then just try bringing it up with her after you've been together for a while in a way that can make her see the playful and fun side.

[ligabue2007]

I prefer farts in tight jeans and shiny spandex too!

[Vector]

Dude, just find another girl to fart for you. Never get hung up on 1 woman no matter how hot she is. Learn skill from an abundance mindset, not scarcity. There's 6 Billion people in this world for Christs sake, more than half of them are women, so there you go.

[fartsucker123]

Girlz are very hard to understand mate, thats why we love them. I have only ever had 2 girls fart for me, my ex girl b4 i went to jail actually enjoyed farting on my face and wanking my cock, or at least she certanly didnt mind it coz she did it for me about 100 times, but she gone now n im fukin wounded, i was silly to let her slip away n im finkin i will never find another girl to do this for me. Its hardwork having this fetish lol, in my country anyway ):